This appears to be a lengthy and detailed conversation between two individuals, likely friends or acquaintances, recorded during a late-night or early morning period. They share humorous and somewhat embarrassing stories of their actions and behavior while intoxicated, particularly on New Year's Eve.
The conversation includes references to various escapades, such as attempting to bite one's own nose, painting a dog blue, breaking a microwave with a cheese and spoon, and having a bath with Barbie dolls. It also mentions a few instances of property damage, such as breaking a car and a TV, and legal trouble, including a DUI arrest.
The friends seem to be well-aware of their intoxication and its potential consequences, as they discuss the importance of not drinking and driving, and laugh at the idea of getting a DUI. They also express concern for each other's safety and well-being, despite their intoxicated state.
The conversation ends with a friendly closing and a request for the viewer to like the video and subscribe to the channel.
1. The speaker is having coffee and chocolate milk at 1 a.m.
2. The speaker is discussing New Year's resolutions and plans to engage in risky behavior.
3. The speaker mentions a friend who climbed on top of their garage, yelled, and jumped off onto their car.
4. The speaker was concerned about their friend's safety and suggested they seek supervision.
5. The speaker recalls a friend who was so drunk they threw a hamster out of the window and asked it to choose between "Pikachu" and "Bulbasaur".
6. The speaker warns against drinking and driving, citing the consequences of a DUI.
7. The speaker was so drunk they cut open all the pineapples in their possession and yelled "Spongebob, I know you're in there".
8. The speaker's friend was arrested for a DUI and insisted they were not drunk.
9. The speaker's friend tried to use the same car computer to update their Facebook while in jail.
10. The speaker's friend was robbed and had their TV stolen. They attempted to chase the thief but forgot their remote.
11. The speaker's friend was so drunk they tried to paint their dog blue and shouted "Do you see a clue?" while pointing to a blue stain on the carpet.
12. The speaker's friend was found to be drunk after throwing up, breaking a microwave with cheese and a spoon, and having a bath with their Barbies.
13. The speaker's friend was found to be asleep on them, not in them, and asked if there was a difference.
14. The speaker's friend was so drunk they convinced themselves to try biting their own nose and rolled on the floor for an hour screaming.
15. The speaker's friend was so drunk they ran up to a huge biker guy with a beard and shouted "Hagrid, you're real".
16. The speaker's friend was so drunk they tried to text a wrong number to party.