ELES VOLTARAM!!! OS PIORES PODRES DOS IRMÃOS NETO!! - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, likely a comedic or humorous skit. The speaker, referred to as "Lucas Neto", discusses various topics, including his return after a period of absence, his recording activities, and a series of humorous and absurd scenarios.

He mentions recording a lot, including a film and various other things, and jokes about the dog barking. He talks about his previous absence and his return, expressing his love for his sun, which he describes as his place. He mentions a goal of reaching 15 million subscribers on his channel and launching new paintings.

Lucas Neto also shares some personal anecdotes, such as his experience with blood tests and his fear of them. He recounts a time when he passed out during a blood test and had to be taken to a fast food restaurant. He also talks about his fear of horror movies and provides a method to avoid being scared during their viewing.

The speaker also engages in a humorous debate about who would forget their own birthday, with both him and his partner voting for both of them. He talks about his dog, mentioning that people miss him and he's screaming a lot.

The text ends with the speaker expressing his happiness at being back and asking for support from his audience. He also mentions that he is cutting his music and thanks his audience for their support.

Facts

1. The speaker has returned from a previous absence and is preparing for a future engagement.
2. The speaker has a pet dog that barks a lot.
3. The speaker is recording a lot, which has changed the quality of their voice.
4. The speaker is planning to stay in a certain location, which they consider their place.
5. The speaker is aiming to reach 15 million subscribers on a platform, with the goal of launching new paintings for the subscribers.
6. The speaker has a habit of forgetting important dates, such as their own birthday.
7. The speaker has a habit of spending money on non-essential items.
8. The speaker has a habit of saying that something is coming even when it is still far away.
9. The speaker is planning to give up everything and move to a distant place where they can work.
10. The speaker is considering moving to another country, but is unsure of what they would be without their current work.
11. The speaker is happy to be back and considers themselves as the 'sun'.
12. The speaker has a habit of recording late into the night.
13. The speaker is planning to cut their music.
14. The speaker is asking for support from their subscribers.