The speaker begins by expressing his excitement for a new video, despite the late hour. He discusses a project of painting a wall, asking for a little black paint to darken the color. He reveals that the painting is part of a test to see how the paint color looks on the wall. He also mentions planning to buy some shelves and lamps to change the scenery.
The speaker talks about his dislike for Brazilian TV, comparing it to American humor and memes. He shares an anecdote from his childhood, where he was afraid of showing his buttocks in public due to a fear instilled in him by a newspaper article.
He then discusses a newspaper edition that used a human background to represent a romantic song, sparking a debate about the appropriateness of the representation. He also mentions a news article about a crime, discussing the difficulty of breaking into a house with high security measures.
The speaker shares a personal story about a test that turned out to be a job application, and how he now misses the chicken and chayote dish he used to eat at the time. He talks about a meme involving a housebreaker, expressing skepticism about the authenticity of the situation.
The speaker also shares a story about a postman who played cards, praised by the deities. He criticizes the post office for dropping mail and blaming the postman for it. He then discusses a WhatsApp issue where the number 135 doesn't work, leading to many people complaining about it.
Finally, the speaker ends the video with a quote from a song by Guns N' Roses, expressing the importance of listening and the value of a hug.
1. The video is a recording of a person painting a wall. The person is discussing the type of paint used and the color they are aiming for.
2. The person talks about their work and their recent recordings. They mention recording late at night and express frustration about their age.
3. They discuss a photo they took to test the color of the paint. The photo is of a door and a wall, with the door painted black and the wall painted a different color.
4. The person is planning to buy some shelves and lamps to change the scenery. They also mention a new camera and intend to have a beautiful background.
5. They mention going to work and reference "pearls of Brazilian journalism". They also discuss TV shows and memes related to Brazilian TV.
6. They mention a fine for people who go out without a mask and express their past fear of this. They also mention a meme related to a character break into a house.
7. They discuss a job and a test they took, but they found out it was actually a test for food. They express their disappointment about missing a meal.
8. They mention a meme related to a person breaking into a house with a high wall, electric fence, and security cameras. They also discuss a thief considering his profession as a worthy one.
9. They mention a program that is not working properly on their tablet computer. They also discuss people being bothered by others' sexuality until there is news to give.
10. They discuss a situation where a person is fighting and goes to a police station. They mention a song from Guns n' Roses and the King.
11. They mention a problem with WhatsApp where the number 135 doesn't work and people can't call for help. They also mention escaping from a situation where they are in trouble.