Dumbest People EVER On The Internet - Summary

Summary

The video is a humorous and light-hearted monologue by the host, who shares various anecdotes and observations about everyday life, including experiences with technology, food, and personal habits. The host discusses a range of topics, from the dangers of using flavored water in an iron to the challenges of getting stuck in playground swings. They also touch on more serious topics, such as the potential consequences of sharing personal information online and the confusion surrounding the term "aux cord". Throughout the video, the host uses humor and exaggeration to make their points and keeps the audience engaged with their storytelling and observations.

Facts

1. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with flavored water used in an iron, stating it ruins the iron and doesn't impart the intended scent.
2. The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about getting stuck on a swing as a child and the firemen who had to rescue them.
3. The speaker recounts an experience with a humidifier, stating it clears their sinuses and makes their room smell like cupboard.
4. The speaker talks about their fear of getting stuck in playground swings and the difficulty of extricating oneself without assistance.
5. The speaker shares an anecdote about getting stuck in a washing machine while attempting to remove a cereal bar from a bowl of milk.
6. The speaker reveals that they received a one-star review on Amazon for a phone case, stating the protective film was not removed as advertised.
7. The speaker talks about their birthday being the same day as their birth and finds this surprising.
8. The speaker shares that they have a tattoo of their mother, referred to as their "angle" or "mom is my angle".
9. The speaker expresses confusion over the age of the world, stating that people think it is 2013 years old.
10. The speaker shares a misconception they heard, stating that Canada Day is a country and that they saw a band named "Canada license" play in a Walmart parking lot.
11. The speaker recounts a humorous experience with a restaurant sign that read "No, we know" and a blind man with a sign that said "Blind man" and a plate of money in front of him.
12. The speaker concludes the video by expressing hope that viewers felt a bit smarter after watching and encourages them to like, comment, and subscribe.