The transcript appears to be a recording of a community gathering, likely a Secret Santa event. The host starts by explaining that the event will take place early due to an end-of-year get-together. They express dislike for the task of assigning Secret Santa recipients and share a humorous anecdote about receiving a pizza from an older woman they didn't want to take anything from.
The host then introduces the attendees and starts the Secret Santa exchange. Each person is assigned a "secret friend" who they will be buying a gift for. The host humorously describes the assigned recipients, often using irony or sarcasm. For example, they refer to a woman as a "very old goat investing again" and another person as a "boy who has several children, in every corner of the world, he has one son, there may even be more than that, maybe we will suffer."
The host also shares their own assigned recipient, a man they describe as a "very old person" who "doesn't even understand what he does right." They also mention a man who they describe as "Mr. Gay Unemployment" and a woman who they describe as a "very miserable person."
Throughout the event, the host and attendees engage in light-hearted banter and share in the spirit of the occasion. The host thanks the attendees for their participation and ends the event with music.
1. The meeting starts early due to an end-of-year get-together, including the passing out of Secret Santa papers.
2. The speaker expresses dislike for doing things like this, and hopes the old year doesn't take it away.
3. The speaker mentions a previous gift from a person they don't want anything from, a pizza, and expresses hope that they stop stealing other people's things.
4. The speaker talks about differences and the end of the year, mentioning many bad things that happened this year.
5. The speaker mentions collecting rent money and not participating this year because they got a job.
6. The speaker talks about a party and mentions a woman who wants to participate in the Secret Santa.
7. The speaker talks about the previous year's donations of food for the party.
8. The speaker mentions a woman named Dona Francisquinha as a secret friend.
9. The speaker talks about a boy who has several children and is from Sudan.
10. The speaker talks about a person who is dumb and stupid, and mentions a person named Cassia.
11. The speaker talks about a very old person named Dona Piccolina who is their secret friend.
12. The speaker mentions a person named Mr. Gay Unemployment as their secret friend.
13. The speaker talks about a person who belongs to God, Francisco, as their secret friend.
14. The speaker talks about a bottle of wine and grape juice, and mentions a cousin named Maicon.
15. The speaker talks about a person named Dona Francisca as their secret friend.
16. The speaker talks about a person who needs two dogs when they die, and mentions a person who has a lot of decorations on their head.