The speaker recounts a humorous and unexpected experience in Las Vegas, where he and his friends went to a Michael Jackson impersonator show. Despite losing money at the casino, they decided to attend the show. However, the venue was crowded and chaotic, with the speaker being mistaken for the performer due to his height. After a brief confrontation with a photographer, he was ejected from the club, leading to a comical and memorable experience.
1. The speaker is reminiscing about a trip to Las Vegas in 2014, accompanied by an ex-girlfriend and friends.
2. The speaker mentions a casino hotel where they had to pass through casinos to reach their rooms.
3. The speaker discusses the casinos' strategy of serving free drinks to encourage gambling.
4. The speaker describes a gambling experience in a casino, where they lost money on a Michael Jackson-themed slot machine.
5. The speaker describes attending a show in Las Vegas, where they were asked to have their hands stamped for entry.
6. The speaker mentions being pushed and shoved by strangers during the event.
7. The speaker describes a fight that occurred during the event, which resulted in their ejection from the club.
8. The speaker expresses their dislike for the song "Skrillex" and hopes they never hear it again.
9. The speaker concludes their story, emphasizing that the events described are a true account of their Las Vegas experience.