The conversation begins with the introduction of two inmates, Luisito and Ñero, who are known online due to a series of humorous internet memes. Luisito recounts a time when his followers invented a meme that he was stealing food from homeless people and burning hundreds of pigeons in Guatemala, leading to him being sought by the police and nearly lynched.
Luisito is currently in jail and has been asked by a prison official, referred to as "Barbas" (the boss), to continue his online antics to keep his son entertained during a difficult time. Luisito agrees but later realizes he has become Barbas' personal YouTuber. Despite the circumstances, Luisito and Ñero make the best of their situation, sharing a cell and even making friends. They eat a dish called "Rotten Tuesday," which is described as having a strong, diarrheal aroma and a texture like semen.
Luisito also expresses sadness for his mother's recent passing and sings a song for her, while Ñero prepares a special surprise for his girlfriend Kimberly on their anniversary. Despite the harsh conditions, they manage to maintain a sense of community and camaraderie.
1. The text is a transcript of an interview with a person referred to as "Luis Arturo" or "Luisito".
2. Luisito is in jail and is being interviewed by another person who goes by the nickname "Shaggy".
3. Luisito's jail time is a result of a series of internet jokes and memes that he was a part of.
4. Luisito is asked by the interviewer to continue doing his internet antics so that the interviewer's son doesn't get sad due to his father's divorce.
5. Luisito is also asked to become the interviewer's personal YouTuber while in jail.
6. Luisito describes his life in jail, including his interactions with his cellmate "Ñero", their shared bathroom, and their sleeping arrangements.
7. Luisito mentions that he exercises, eats healthily, and has made some friends in jail.
8. Luisito mentions that he is preparing a special surprise for his girlfriend "Kimberly" on their anniversary.
9. Luisito describes a situation where he was accused of having a bad conscience.
10. Luisito mentions that life in jail can be difficult and sometimes gets dark, causing him to get depressed.
11. Despite the difficulties, Luisito and his cellmate "Ñero" have become close and refer to each other as "bro".
12. Luisito mentions the existence of a figure known as "Barbas", who controls everything in the jail and has ears everywhere.
13. Luisito is asked about his reason for being in jail, but declines to answer.
14. The text ends with Luisito being told that he is free.