The speaker discusses their experiences with various machines and technologies, including an Alexa device, a car, and an x-ray machine at an airport. They share anecdotes of using these machines in unexpected ways and express a desire to assert human control over them.
The speaker also recounts a humorous incident where they pretended to be a doctor to help someone who was unwell on a plane. They detail the challenging first aid class they attended and their subsequent accident on a bicycle, which led to their 'doctor' persona.
The speaker concludes by expressing their belief in humans' ability to control machines and uses the Alexa device to play music and dance, symbolizing their assertion of control.
1. The speaker bought an Alexia device and found it useful.
2. The speaker engaged in a conversation with the device and expressed affection towards it.
3. The speaker mentioned a command they used with Alexia, "Alexia, shut her ass".
4. The speaker discussed the evolution of machines and their potential to surpass humans in various tasks.
5. The speaker shared an anecdote about a car issue, mentioning a light coming on after a week of use, which they planned to take to a dealership.
6. The speaker described an incident where they took two cars to the dealership, one belonging to them and the other to a friend named Pinheiro.
7. After the dealership visit, Pinheiro had to walk home, and he was disguised to avoid recognition.
8. The speaker mentioned an X-ray machine at the airport and a random magazine that had chosen them, implying they were chosen for a search.
9. The speaker discussed a flight from São Paulo that lasted 11 hours.
10. The speaker described an incident where they crashed their bike and were taken to a first aid class.
11. The speaker mentioned a restaurant in Recife where they worked.
12. The speaker described a situation where they were chosen to be the first one to arrive at a scene where a person was dying.
13. The speaker discussed a car accident where they were involved, and their decision to hit the car in front.
14. The speaker was taken to a hospital after the accident and was described as a hero by those who witnessed the event.
15. The speaker discussed the use of machines in their daily life, such as using Alexa to play music and dance.