The text appears to be a humorous and self-deprecating account of a person's New Year's Eve celebration, which turned into a disastrous event due to a viral infection. The speaker shares his embarrassing experiences, including falling ill at a party, accidents in the hotel room, and a sleepwalking episode. He expresses regret for the inconvenience caused and promises to avoid wearing yellow, red, or blue in the new year due to the unfortunate associations. He also mentions his upcoming wedding in Punta Cana, the Caribbean, and invites viewers to subscribe to his channel and leave comments on his blog.
1. The speaker has figured out a solution to a previous misunderstanding.
2. The speaker was the only one who didn't know about a situation involving someone being married.
3. The speaker talks about the beginning of a new year and the renewal of energies.
4. The speaker says Happy New Year to someone, but expresses regret afterwards.
5. The speaker talks about the obligation to wish Happy New Year to everyone around, finding it embarrassing.
6. The speaker discusses the New Year's Eve celebrations, including music and the passing of a year.
7. The speaker talks about the end of a year and the start of a new one, mentioning specific events like The Lion King.
8. The speaker discusses a time when they caught a virus, expressing weakness and discomfort.
9. The speaker talks about a humorous situation involving a sleepwalking partner and a bathroom incident.
10. The speaker concludes by expressing plans for the upcoming year, including a wedding in Punta Cana.