ELE ENGASGOU EM VÍDEO E QUASE MORREU! *de verdade* - Summary

Summary

This transcript appears to be a monologue or conversation with a lot of colloquial language and references, making it difficult to provide a concise summary without losing context. However, here's a general interpretation:

- The speaker discusses a failed attempt to fix a car, mentioning a toolbox and a consultant. They express regret for the consultant's situation.
- They mention a blog and a market, possibly referring to an online platform or a physical store.
- The speaker talks about a tool box Gabriel doesn't have, and expresses disbelief that Gabriel didn't ask for a kiss.
- They mention a tutorial, a video, and a dream.
- The speaker discusses a water contest, a theory about health benefits, and the award's results.
- They mention a European market, a bank, and a responsibility shift.
- The speaker talks about an old man, a YouTube video, and a buggy.
- They mention a fight and a child not getting out of a car.
- The speaker talks about a gearbox console, an old man, and a dashboard.
- They mention a company, a gearbox, and a relationship.
- The speaker talks about a love interest, a fanny pack, and a rainy event.
- They mention a music competition, a team, a use of force, and a staying decision.
- The speaker talks about a music, a pen, a pasta, and a chair.
- They mention a makeup, a hashtag, a movement, and a cloud outfit.
- The speaker tal

Facts

1. The text starts with a mention of music and applause.
2. The speaker talks about a failed attempt to get a consultant's advice on their car's needs.
3. The speaker bought a box of old tools and felt sorry for the consultant.
4. There's a mention of a door and a person approaching on the lips.
5. The speaker talks about a blog and openings in the market, office tools, and a grandma's corner.
6. The speaker has a toolbox but Gabriel doesn't, and Gabriel is asked to wake up and understand.
7. The speaker talks about a leaked video and a tutorial.
8. The speaker mentions a place called Walls Martel and fears of breaking it and water.
9. The speaker talks about a water contest and its benefits for health, especially for white skin.
10. The speaker talks about a past award and being happy to be doing it.
11. The speaker talks about a ruler and virions of returning to torture.
12. The speaker talks about a walk and being unable to complete it.
13. The speaker talks about buying things from the European market and an old man from the coast, Rui Pinto.
14. The speaker talks about a gearbox console and laughter.
15. The speaker talks about a fight and the children of a class not getting out of a car.
16. The speaker talks about a buggy on YouTube, flickr, and a pasta reference.
17. The speaker talks about a French grand slam champion and a very serious landrieu.
18. The speaker talks about a love for Mitchell and the cheese in the cheese.
19. The speaker talks about raincoats, fashion, and a fanny pack with a bubble wrap.
20. The speaker talks about sunscreen, kissing, and a black boy.
21. The speaker talks about a story and a pen making noise.
22. The speaker talks about music, AIG wanting them to go, and a team.
23. The speaker talks about a use of force and the need to fit properly.
24. The speaker talks about a war, SpongeBob, and dark circles under the eyes.
25. The speaker talks about a CVT, an ADFE, and a chair.
26. The speaker talks about a makeup and a control.
27. The speaker talks about a hole, a pasta, and a proposal.
28. The speaker talks about a client interrupting a 2.0 of a limited towel with BR.
29. The speaker talks about a cloud outfit and a fine brush.
30. The speaker talks about a movement, a music, and a list.
31. The speaker talks about a fat being very big and a normal size.
32. The speaker talks about a student progressing and feeling like he doesn't want to be closed off.
33. The speaker talks about a future announcement and a five-year-old baby.
34. The speaker talks about a visit, a Pope, a drinker kick cream, and a crime in Vila Pedroso.
35. The speaker talks about a Rio Grande do Sul network and a future announcement.
36. The speaker talks about a problem in Breno Viola show and a horrible silver belt.
37. The speaker talks about a third goal, a blueberry hotel, and a mouth.
38. The speaker talks about a makeup, an eyebrow, and Olinda.
39. The speaker talks about a bat, a bread, and a Belo Horizonte.
40. The speaker talks about a Brazilian guedes, a so war, and a São Paulo priority.
41. The speaker talks about a football, a tour, a sticky bro, and a cool product.