This text appears to be a transcript of a video chat or conversation. The speaker starts by expressing their thoughts on school returning and the effectiveness of a device, which they find to be cold and hot at the same time. They then introduce themselves as a human on the internet who evaluates strange publications.
The conversation then shifts to a humorous tone as the speaker discusses a series of embarrassing and strange publications, including one about a man who shouts all over control and another about a woman who is sneezing. The speaker also mentions a video of a cat, which they found funny.
There's a shift in the conversation when the speaker starts discussing a message they received from a man named Mateus, who they believe is ignoring them. They express frustration and confusion about the situation.
The conversation then takes a more personal turn as the speaker talks about their self-esteem and a message they received from a woman named Bruna. They express frustration and confusion about their relationship with Bruna.
The conversation then shifts again, this time to a more light-hearted tone. The speaker talks about a photo they received of a woman named Lulu, which they found uncomfortable. They then express their admiration for a man named Edson before concluding the conversation.
1. The speaker expresses hope that school is back after a two-year absence.
2. They mention questioning the effectiveness of something that stays cold and hot at the same time.
3. They introduce themselves as a human on the internet, evaluating strange publications.
4. They mention a "sick ephemeral lubinha" and a "sprint 20" event.
5. They critique WhatsApp and lubatv videos, stating they are tired of them.
6. They discuss a "worst Sprint" event and a "zap zap E" event.
7. They mention a "glasses" and a "dictionary" issue.
8. They mention a mistake they made and a need to retake something.
9. They express love for someone and laughter.
10. They discuss a rope and a "building material house", expressing concern about the rope.
11. They talk about a "rope to tie to the bed in a building material house".
12. They mention a "blue building material sex shop".
13. They express embarrassment in English.
14. They mention a need to put on glasses when talking or judging.
15. They miss an "automatic corrector angel".
16. They mention a "clown" and a "sbaraini".
17. They discuss a brother sneezing because of Oliver, expressing how cute Oliver is.
18. They mention a "princess of few doors" and a "princess of few words".
19. They express frustration with a "fighting Mateus".
20. They mention a "disinheritance" scenario with Mateus.
21. They discuss a "King Gomes" who is not real.
22. They express amusement at the idea of laughing with fire.
23. They mention a need to read things that exist.
24. They discuss a "tithe" that is late.
25. They mention a "card" that looks legitimate.
26. They discuss a "Santa" and a "TV".
27. They mention a "tithe" that is late.
28. They discuss a "Assembly" and a "peace of the Lord".
29. They express a need to get baptized or get someone.
30. They discuss a future scenario where they are happily married with two kittens and a baby.
31. They mention a "chicken" and an "autocorrect error".
32. They express a desire to be together.
33. They mention a "Bruna" and a "Bruno".
34. They express a desire to cut the afternoon.
35. They discuss a "carbon onion".
36. They express a need to eat and mention a "music" break.
37. They discuss a "delivery man" scenario.
38. They mention a "photo" that is strangely uncomfortable.
39. They discuss a "dengue fever" and a "Egídio".
40. They express a need to eat and mention a "grocery list".
41. They mention a "corner" and a "Vitor".
42. They express a desire to see a cat and a kitten.
43. They mention a "cat's beauty".
44. They express a desire to give up on someone but decide to give them one more chance.
45. They mention a "school" that is causing them stress.