The text is a humorous monologue about a man's struggles with Facebook distractions. He starts his day determined to rest and prepare for an important meeting, but ends up spending hours scrolling through his Facebook feed. He gets distracted by Ricardo's message, a cousin's challenge to play "Farmville", and a conversation with Camila, among other things. He also gets caught up in a discussion about the age difference in a relationship between Catalina Fernández and Carlos Ramírez. Throughout the monologue, he repeatedly reminds himself to go to bed, but his attention is continually diverted. He ends the monologue reflecting on how Facebook can be both fun and a distraction, and invites others to join a group aimed at addressing this issue.
1. The speaker is trying to remember the address of a meeting with a demanding customer.
2. The speaker has a habit of going to bed late and wakes up early.
3. The speaker has difficulty remembering important details.
4. The speaker is concerned about waking up for a meeting the next day.
5. The speaker has a long list of friends on Facebook and struggles to keep up with them.
6. The speaker is searching for a message from a colleague, Ricardo González, in their private messages.
7. The speaker is distracted by unrelated content on Facebook, such as a cousin's score in "Farmville".
8. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González about a meeting address.
9. The speaker is frustrated with the time spent on Facebook and the distractions it provides.
10. The speaker is concerned about a meeting the next day and is trying to find the address for this meeting.
11. The speaker is searching through their Facebook feed for a message from Ricardo González.
12. The speaker is distracted by various notifications and messages on Facebook.
13. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González in their inbox.
14. The speaker is concerned about the time and the need to go to bed.
15. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.
16. The speaker is trying to remember important details from their Facebook feed.
17. The speaker is concerned about the time and the need to find the address for a meeting.
18. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.
19. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González in their inbox.
20. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.
21. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González in their inbox.
22. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.
23. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González in their inbox.
24. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.
25. The speaker is trying to find a message from Ricardo González in their inbox.
26. The speaker is frustrated with the lack of focus and the time spent on distractions on Facebook.