Conan O'Brien and Aaron Blair play Grand Theft Auto 5, commenting on the gameplay, driving around and stealing cars, getting into shootouts, visiting a strip club, and eventually using a missile-firing helicopter to attack the strip club that they were kicked out of. Conan rates the game as "driving through a meth village, killing motorcycle gangs for no reason."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Grand Theft Auto 5 has been released.
2. The narrator and Aaron Blair are playing the game.
3. The game involves various characters, including Franklin and Trevor.
4. They start playing as Michael.
5. Driving is a significant aspect of the game.
6. You can steal cars in the game.
7. They receive a call about a stolen yacht.
8. They try to recover the stolen yacht.
9. Franklin dies during the mission.
10. They use a controller to play.
11. The narrator's hands get sweaty when nervous.
12. They encounter bikers in the game.
13. The narrator mentions the inefficiency of their squad.
14. They visit a strip club in the game.
15. They discuss the dancing girl and the absence of music.
16. They consider getting a private dance.
17. There's an incident involving a bouncer at the strip club.
18. They eventually get into a missile-firing helicopter.
19. The helicopter fires missiles at the strip club.
20. The bouncer throws a grenade at the helicopter.
21. The text ends with Conan giving a humorous rating of the game.
These facts provide a summary of the events and observations in the text without including opinions.