The transcript appears to be a humorous and rambling monologue, likely from a comedian or entertainer. The speaker, referred to as "otto", announces the official launch of a channel's t-shirts and encourages viewers to follow him on Instagram for more information. He talks about his experiences with dating, expressing his jealousy and fears. He also mentions a rivalry between his girlfriend and friends due to his attention. He shares anecdotes about his travels and experiences, often with a humorous or exaggerated tone. He also talks about his lifestyle changes when he starts dating, mentioning his jealousy and insecurities. He ends the monologue by inviting viewers to follow him on Instagram and expresses his desire to reach 50,000 followers.
1. Otto announced the official launch of the channel's t-shirts, the top t-shirt, and the H brand t-shirt.
2. The speaker wants to change the name of the t-shirt and encourages those interested in the product to follow them on Instagram for more information.
3. The speaker talks about their past experiences, mentioning a rivalry between their girlfriend and friends, and discussing their relationships with different women.
4. The speaker mentions a situation where they were dating a woman who was pregnant and had a baby.
5. The speaker talks about a play they've adapted, which is based on a recording.
6. The speaker mentions a trip they took to the interior of São Paulo with her family.
7. The speaker describes a scary experience they had while swimming in a river with their girlfriend.
8. The speaker talks about their relationship with their girlfriend, mentioning that they are very jealous and change their lifestyle when they start dating.
9. The speaker mentions a plan to build a house with their girlfriend and a friend named Boka.
10. The speaker talks about their degree in London and their financial situation.