The speaker is recounting a unique and ambitious plan to create cheese from the bacteria of two popular YouTubers, Mr Beast and KSI. He describes the challenges he faced in stealing a sample of sweat from each of them during a charity football match. Despite the difficulties, he was able to successfully collect the samples and take them to a cheese factory.
There, he worked with a cheese maker named Johnny to transform the samples into cheese. The cheese was then sent to a lab for testing to ensure it was safe. After two weeks, the speaker received the results and found out that the cheese from Mr Beast was the victor in a taste test conducted by food critic Matthew Fort.
The speaker then presents the cheese to Mr Beast, who was unaware of the whole process. The cheese was received with a mix of reactions, with Mr Beast looking confused and slightly unsettled by the gift. The speaker ends the recounting by stating that he has done it again, creating a new cheese from KSI's bacteria.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator participated in a charity football match with MrBeast and KSI.
2. The narrator's goal was to steal DNA from MrBeast and KSI to make cheese.
3. The narrator used sterile swabs to collect sweat from MrBeast and KSI.
4. The narrator transferred the swabs to Petri dishes to keep the samples alive.
5. The narrator took the Petri dishes to a cheese factory to make cheese.
6. The cheese maker, Johnny, helped the narrator create the cheese.
7. The cheese was made from the bacteria collected from MrBeast and KSI.
8. The cheese was sent to a lab for testing to ensure it was safe to eat.
9. A food critic, Matthew, tasted the cheese and compared the two.
10. The cheese made from KSI's bacteria was deemed the winner in the taste test.
11. The narrator revealed the prank to KSI and gave him the remaining cheese.