The given text appears to be an audio transcript of a podcast or video commentary. The speaker, likely a comedian, is discussing various topics including marriage, wedding photos, and the use of Photoshop.
The speaker starts by discussing marriage, mentioning fear and judgement associated with it. They then transition to the topic of wedding photos, criticizing the ostentatious nature of many weddings and the use of Photoshop in creating such images. The speaker provides examples of poorly executed Photoshop jobs and criticizes the quality of these images.
The speaker also talks about the high cost of weddings, particularly the food. They criticize the food served at weddings, stating that it's often unappetizing and the guests are always hungry.
The speaker also talks about the use of Photoshop in wedding photos, using examples to critique the quality and authenticity of these images. They also mention the use of Photoshop to create specific poses or scenarios, such as a bride and groom in a carriage or a bride wearing a crown.
The speaker concludes by discussing the pre-sale of paintings, urging viewers to subscribe to their channel and leave a like. They also provide a link at the top of the video for viewers to pre-order the paintings.
Overall, the speaker uses humor and sarcasm to critique various aspects of marriage and weddings, particularly the use of Photoshop in creating wedding photos and the high cost and quality of wedding food.
1. The text discusses a variety of topics, including marriage, fear, affection, and hunger.
2. The speaker mentions a fear of cockroaches and marriage, and a desire to do something similar.
3. There is a mention of a request for a bottle from Bruno's father, which was sent to someone named Mirella.
4. The text talks about the pre-sale of paintings, with the yellow one being autographed for those who buy all three in pre-sale.
5. The speaker discusses the concept of ostentation in weddings, and how people will spend a lot of money to show off their wealth.
6. The speaker talks about the disadvantages of wedding photos, including a photo of a groom in a carriage that appears to be in despair.
7. The speaker criticizes the underwear worn by the groom in one of the photos, stating that it is not suitable for 2018.
8. The speaker talks about the expenses involved in a wedding, including the venue, lighting, flowers, and food.
9. The speaker criticizes the food served at weddings, stating that it is often unappetizing.
10. The speaker discusses the use of Photoshop in wedding photos, criticizing the results and the reasons behind them.