The text appears to be a monologue expressing strong disapproval towards the recent changes and humanization of various store mascots. The speaker starts by expressing a wish to return to a time when humans could go back to eating bananas, symbolizing a simpler, more primitive existence. They then proceed to criticize the current state of the human race and the proliferation of store mascots.
The speaker points out that the only animal on earth to create a store mascot is the human, and they express outrage over the changes made to the Baianinho mascot from Casas Bahia. They argue that the mascot's history and identity have been destroyed and replaced with a "horrible concept" that disrespects its past.
The speaker also criticizes the humanization of store mascots, arguing that they are not cute animals but "bald billionaires" that control people's lives. They highlight examples of mascots that have been changed to appear bald and white, and express frustration with the trend.
The monologue concludes with a call to action, urging viewers to resist the humanization of mascots and to combat the "evil" they represent. The speaker ends on a hopeful note, dreaming of a future where they can eat bananas again, symbolizing a return to a simpler, more primitive existence.
1. The speaker dreams of a time when human evolution was just a bad dream and they could go back to eating bananas all day.
2. They mention a curious fact that the only animal on the face of the earth that created the Windows Phone ticket and store mascot are visibly angry.
3. The speaker expresses regret and sadness about the current state of the human race, and mentions a new enemy, Helô from the Elo card.
4. They criticize the remaking of Baianinho from Casas Bahia, stating that it has been modified and destroyed all the history that the Casas Bahia Baianinho once had.
5. The speaker criticizes the new Baianinho, stating that it is rude and humiliating for the entire history that the old Baianinho carries.
6. They mention that the old Baianinho was made by great digital artists that were very detailed and well done.
7. They criticize the current state of store mascots, stating that they are not cute animals but bald billionaires and evil.
8. They mention the arrival of the mascots and the blasphemous affront to another creation of God's.
9. They mention the current state of Rexona, Vivo, and Ultragaz, stating that their mascots are bald and white.
10. They express their desire to combat the evil that plagues their future generations, the store mascots.
11. They mention that they want to be friendly and cute with a bald guy.
12. They mention the presentation of the Ultragaz brand mascot, stating that it starts with a recording error and leaves the screen in White and Black.
13. They mention the arrival of Helô from the Elo card, stating that you can curse at her when her card doesn't go through the machine.
14. They mention the arrival of Vivo, stating that it doesn't work like the other three across the country, even a pirated Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 CD Scratched picks up more phone signal than a Vivo chip.
15. They mention the arrival of Rexona, stating that it is just a very generic mascot.
16. They mention the arrival of Bradesco, stating that it is one of the few companies where you are not completely bald.
17. They mention the arrival of Minoxidil, stating that it is very respectful of them and it is also one of the few companies where you are not completely bald.
18. They mention the arrival of the new Baianinho, stating that it is a serious thing what they did with the Bahian boy from Casas Bahia.
19. They mention the arrival of the new Baianinho, stating that they want to deal with this ending of the video here a little more seriously, and they recommend to two people who did a really cool analysis on the new Baianinho das Casas Bahia.