The script appears to be a comedic monologue in Portuguese. The speaker, Felipe Neto, begins by addressing his audience, expressing his love for them and encouraging them to subscribe to his channel. He mentions that he aims to reach 20 million subscribers in 2018. The speaker then shares various humorous anecdotes and observations about people's behaviors and actions, often with a mocking or sarcastic tone. He comments on people's embarrassing actions, their attempts to impress others, and their ridiculous decisions. The speaker also makes references to pop culture, such as the movie "The Lion King" and the popularity of hoverboards in the late 90s. He ends by encouraging his audience to subscribe to his channel and to watch his new content, with a promise of more videos to come.
1. The speaker addresses Felipe Neto in a friendly and playful manner.
2. The speaker expresses their love for the song "Mengo Garbão" and the band's music.
3. The speaker mentions their desire to see the channel reach 20 million subscribers by 2018.
4. The speaker encourages viewers to subscribe to the channel and convince their friends, family, and pets to do the same.
5. The speaker mentions cities in Brazil including Fortaleza, Recife, São Caetano do Sul, Osasco, and Criciúma.
6. The speaker talks about a product called "shark" that is on sale and advises viewers not to waste their money on it if it doesn't work properly.
7. The speaker makes a comment about a woman who is a vegan and wears a military scooter outfit.
8. The speaker talks about the dangers of riding a scooter in 2017.
9. The speaker discusses the difficulty of driving and provides a humorous example of this.
10. The speaker talks about a product called a "hoverboard" and its potential dangers, such as dust collection and accidental falls.
11. The speaker discusses the dangers of jumping from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
12. The speaker talks about a product called a "robot" and its potential uses.
13. The speaker discusses the dangers of falling and provides a humorous example of this.
14. The speaker talks about the dangers of drinking and driving.
15. The speaker talks about the dangers of falling from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
16. The speaker talks about the dangers of jumping from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
17. The speaker talks about the dangers of falling from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
18. The speaker talks about the dangers of jumping from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
19. The speaker talks about the dangers of falling from high places and provides a humorous example of this.
20. The speaker talks about the dangers of jumping from high places and provides a humorous example of this.