The text appears to be a humorous monologue from a person who has been experiencing issues with their internet connection. The speaker, presumably a man named Mr. Claro, starts by expressing frustration with a slow internet connection and then proceeds to share a series of unfortunate events that have occurred while trying to resolve the issue.
The speaker moved to São Paulo about six months ago and has been struggling since to get a reliable internet connection in his home. He describes a series of calls to his internet service provider, which led to further frustration and a sense of helplessness. The speaker jokes about the inconvenience of the internet technician showing up at unconventional times, and expresses fear about letting a stranger into his house.
Despite the technician's visit, the internet connection remains unstable. The speaker questions the technician's competence and suggests that he might have been bribed to provide a false diagnosis. The speaker also mentions being unable to watch videos without them buffering and expresses a desire for the internet to be as reliable as his cat's video streaming.
The monologue concludes with the speaker expressing optimism about his Instagram reaching 100,000 followers, a goal he has set for himself. He concludes with a promise to tattoo a property of Neto Lyra, a fellow internet user, on his arm if he reaches the goal.
1. The speaker is discussing their experiences with internet service. They mention that their internet is slow and sometimes goes down, causing inconvenience.
2. The speaker moved to São Paulo about 6 or 7 months ago and has been experiencing issues with internet service since then.
3. The speaker has had to call the operator multiple times to resolve their internet issues.
4. The speaker has had to deal with telemarketing calls, which they find annoying and time-consuming.
5. The speaker is unhappy with the process of setting up internet service in their home, as it requires multiple calls and appointments with a technician.
6. The speaker has had to deal with poor customer service from their internet provider, as they have had to go through the process of setting up the internet multiple times.
7. The speaker mentions a technician named Brota who was able to resolve their internet issues.
8. The speaker is unhappy with the quality of their internet service, as it frequently crashes and slows down.
9. The speaker is frustrated with their internet service provider, as they feel they are not doing enough to improve the service.
10. The speaker mentions a promise they made on Instagram to reach 100 thousand followers by a certain time.
11. The speaker mentions a friend named Guilherme who follows them on Instagram and sends them funny messages.
12. The speaker mentions a tattoo they plan to get if they reach 100 thousand followers on Instagram.
13. The speaker ends the video with a humorous statement.