The video starts with a host expressing their disdain for modern mascots created by brands, particularly those in virtual reality. The host criticizes several mascots, including one from a company called "student magalona ti natura", and another from a company they refer to as "pedro". They express a desire for all mascots to die slowly, but allow viewers to bet on their favorite mascot.
The host then discusses the "bailinho" from "Casa Bahia", a mascot they describe as neutral and silent. They mention their struggle with poor internet connection and express their dislike for a mascot from a company that provides live internet.
The host then talks about a character they refer to as "the dolly", which they describe as a psychopath. They criticize the character's owner, describing them as a rapist, and express their disgust at the character's soft stomach. The host mentions a "giant milk" and a power plant in the Amazon, and expresses their desire to destroy the company's image.
The host criticizes another mascot, "the bahia mole", and expresses their frustration with a YouTuber named Celinho. They also express their dislike for a mascot from "Zaeli", a brand that they had affection for as a child.
The host then discusses a company's decision to create a mascot that resembles a human leg. They express their disgust at the use of the leg to represent feet, and criticize the company's decision to use this mascot to gain support online.
The host criticizes a mascot from "Natura", a cosmetics brand, describing the mascot as having stretch marks and expressing their disdain for the brand's environmental initiatives. They express their desire for the company to die and criticize the brand's decision to create a mascot.
The host ends the video expressing their dislike for all mascots, with the exception of the "baianinho" from "Casa Bahia" and "zaé". They invite viewers to comment on which mascot they think will win in a fight.
1. The video discusses the author's frustration with brands creating virtual reality mascots.
2. The author mentions a specific mascot, Luma Rooster, and expresses a desire to know who they would win in a hypothetical "mascot fight".
3. The author criticizes a brand that promotes a mascot fight and allows viewers to bet on their favorite mascot.
4. The author introduces a well-known mascot, Bailinho from Casa Bahia, and expresses surprise that they have never heard him speak or seen him on television.
5. The author discusses a character named Dolly, describing them as a psychopath by nature and expressing a dislike for their owner.
6. The author mentions a brand that uses a character made of milk, describing it as a bag of milk with an ass.
7. The author discusses the brand's Zaeli doll, expressing a personal connection to it and recalling their excitement when they received it as a child.
8. The author criticizes a brand for paying people on the internet to speak well of their mascot, Buma.
9. The author mentions a cosmetics brand, Natura, that created a 3D virtual doll named Anat Natura.
10. The author criticizes the stretch mark preventive moisturizer from Natura, describing it as a product targeted at cellulite.