The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video, likely a comedy or satirical piece. The speaker, who refers to himself as "bro", seems to be critiquing the cleanliness of various electronic devices, particularly cell phones, in a humorous and exaggerated manner.
He begins by expressing disbelief at the level of dirt he encounters in various devices, particularly cell phones left in public places like coffee shops. He uses exaggerated language to describe the dirt, comparing it to rice and even going so far as to suggest that it's decomposing human skin. He also mentions a video by a user named "Mixcraft" who claims to clean such devices, and expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of the methods shown.
He then proceeds to demonstrate his own methods of cleaning, which include using a vacuum cleaner and sandpaper, and jokes about having to use a blowtorch. He also mentions a video by a user named "Bombril" who uses a product called "Bombril" to clean devices.
He ends the video by expressing hope for a calmer video in the future, and jokes about the potential health risks of bringing home bugs from dirty devices.
1. The text seems to be a script or transcript from a video. It appears to be a discussion or review about cell phone cleaning, particularly focusing on the dirt and microbes that can accumulate inside a phone.
2. The speaker talks about various methods of cleaning a phone, including using a vacuum cleaner, isopropyl alcohol, sandpaper, and a blowtorch.
3. The speaker discusses the dirt found inside the phone, mentioning that it can be as disgusting as pork fat and that it can cause the phone's screen to change color.
4. The speaker also talks about the microbes that can enter the phone, describing them as bugs.
5. The speaker mentions a video with over 89 million views on the Maluco channel, suggesting a level of popularity or notoriety for his content.
6. The speaker ends the text by expressing hope for a calmer video in the future and inviting viewers to watch it while having dinner.