The text appears to be a humorous and sarcastic commentary on a football match between Brazil and Mexico, with a focus on the player Neymar. The commentator expresses frustration with Neymar's tendency to exaggerate fouls, leading to unnecessary red cards. He also jokes about Neymar's celebration moves and compares him to video game characters. The commentator also mocks Neymar's fan base, including a "psychopathic fan" who is actually a Russian man cosplaying as a Brazilian. The commentary ends with a call to action for the viewers to subscribe to the commentator's channel.
The text seems to be a transcript of a video, possibly a comedy or satirical content about the football match between Brazil and Mexico. Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is addressed to Cristiano Ronaldo Junior and another friend. The speaker encourages Cristiano Ronaldo Junior to send a kiss to his father and invites him to his house again if he's not the one called .
2. The video contains a joke about Cristiano Ronaldo getting ready to take a free kick, likening him to a "rooster" .
3. The speaker expresses sadness about Portugal's elimination from a competition, but also expresses happiness about Brazil's upcoming match .
4. The speaker jokingly pretends to be scared of going to Belgium, suggesting that if you take the German flag and turn it sideways, you'll want to leave .
5. The speaker mentions a player who doesn't play the game of washing and compares him to Neymar, suggesting that he should be left alone with Neymar .
6. The speaker talks about a player's celebration after Neymar's goal, suggesting that the celebration was a tribute to a shooting game .
7. The speaker discusses a player's reaction to a foul, suggesting that the player needs to learn to act better .
8. The speaker talks about a player's habit of wanting to get a red card, suggesting that the player has a problem that needs to be addressed .
9. The speaker discusses a mysterious fan who appeared on the broadcast supporting Brazil, suggesting that the fan might be a psychopath .
10. The speaker encourages viewers to subscribe to the channel and predicts that Brazil will only be hexa (six-time) world champions if they have subscribed .