In a humorous and satirical video, the narrator, Max, sets out to become a member of the British Royal Family. He finds a man, Will, who claims to be a descendant of Mary Queen of Scots and James VI, and marries him in a hasty ceremony. The wedding is attended by a journalist from the Daily Mail and a member of the FoshPit community. After the wedding, Max gives Will's favorite food truck, Sim Sim, the "royal seal of approval", and announces that he and Will are getting a divorce. However, upon reviewing the divorce papers, Max discovers that their marriage must last at least a year to be officially divorced. Max and Will then decide to get an annulment, stating that they did not consummate their marriage. Throughout the video, Max humorously references and exaggerates various aspects of British royal tradition.
1. The speaker is looking for a way to become a member of the British Royal Family.
2. The speaker is willing to marry someone who can prove they are a descendant of a British Royal Family member to achieve this.
3. The speaker has a journalist from the Daily Mail interested in writing a story about the whole process.
4. The speaker has been researching the British Royal Family tree and is familiar with various royal families, including the Wessex, Plantagenets, Lancasters, Yorks, Tudors, and Stuarts.
5. The speaker has found a potential husband, William, who claims to be a descendant of Mary Queen of Scots and James VI.
6. The speaker has arranged a marriage ceremony with William, who has brought a family tree from a Waitrose bag.
7. The speaker has asked the audience for a witness to the marriage, which is being conducted by a qualified registrar at a local church.
8. The speaker has been given the royal seal of approval by a food truck owner, Simpson, in celebration of the marriage.
9. The speaker has discovered that in order to officially get a divorce, the marriage needs to have lasted at least one year.
10. The speaker has considered an annulment as an alternative to a divorce, given the short duration of the marriage.