saquen paraguas porque AQUI roban! GOLF IT - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a dialogue from a golf game, where the speaker, referred to as Willy, is discussing his experiences and strategies on the golf course. He mentions his luck and the difficulty of the game, often referring to it as "to the limit". Willy seems to be highly competitive and desires to be the champion.

He talks about the importance of trusting in his luck and the need to be patient. He also mentions the use of a map and the need to start first. He seems to be struggling with the game, often expressing frustration and disappointment.

Willy also talks about the "robbery" and "stealing" in golf, which could refer to the act of losing a game or the use of unfair tactics. He mentions several times that he is capable of doing well in the game but chooses not to do so.

The dialogue also includes references to a "robot" and a "monkey's ass", which could be metaphors or jargon specific to the game or the speaker's personal language.

In the end, Willy talks about the need for patience and the importance of not rushing. He seems to be frustrated with the game and expresses disappointment with the game's outcome.

Facts

1. The text seems to be a dialogue or monologue, possibly from a golf-related context.
2. The speaker seems to be discussing a golf game, possibly involving a golf course named "Golfit".
3. The speaker mentions a "map of golfit" and talks about a "super blue" oyster.
4. The speaker talks about their "luck" and a near miss in the golf game.
5. The speaker seems to be discussing a specific hole or area in the golf course, possibly a challenging or difficult one.
6. The speaker talks about a limit or boundary in the golf game, possibly referring to a specific rule or regulation.
7. The speaker seems to be discussing a golf championship or competition.
8. The speaker talks about a "golf champion" and the process of crowning them.
9. The speaker mentions "music" and "playing" in the context of the golf game.
10. The speaker talks about a "work" and a "shoot" in the context of the golf game.
11. The speaker discusses a "robbery" in the golf game, possibly referring to a rule or strategy.
12. The speaker talks about subtracting "20 strokes" in the golf game.
13. The speaker talks about "music" and "singing" in the context of the golf game.
14. The speaker discusses a "map" in the golf game.
15. The speaker talks about a "hole in a hotel" in the golf game.
16. The speaker talks about a "ramps" in the golf game.
17. The speaker talks about "playing" in the mountains between Andorra and Andorra.
18. The speaker talks about a "beautiful" and "healthiest" location.
19. The speaker talks about "luck" and "science" in the golf game.
20. The speaker talks about a "corner" in the golf game, possibly referring to a specific strategy or technique.
21. The speaker talks about a "crying" situation in the golf game.
22. The speaker talks about "excitement" in the golf game.
23. The speaker talks about a "beautiful" and "nice" situation in the golf game.
24. The speaker talks about a "truth" in the golf game.
25. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game.
26. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game again.
27. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the third time.
28. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the fourth time.
29. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the fifth time.
30. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the sixth time.
31. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the seventh time.
32. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the eighth time.
33. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the ninth time.
34. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the tenth time.
35. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the eleventh time.
36. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the twelfth time.
37. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the thirteenth time.
38. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the fourteenth time.
39. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a "theft" in the golf game for the fifteenth time.
40. The speaker talks about a "robbery" and a