The text appears to be a script from a cooking video where a character named Uncle Roger is reacting to a cooking segment featuring Jamie Oliver. Uncle Roger is upset with Jamie's methods, arguing that he's not following traditional Thai green curry recipes. He criticizes Jamie's use of ingredients like mushrooms and mangetout, his choice of chili quantity, and the way he prepares the curry. He also expresses frustration with Jamie's lack of a pestle and mortar, which he believes is essential for preparing the curry correctly. Despite the criticism, Uncle Roger seems to appreciate the end result, though he insists that Jamie should learn to make green curry properly before attempting other cuisines.
1. The video is a cooking tutorial for making Thai green curry.
2. The cooking tutorial was created by Jamie Oliver.
3. The video was made in response to Jamie Oliver's attempt at making Thai green curry.
4. The cooking tutorial was made by Uncle Roger, who is a character in the video.
5. Uncle Roger criticizes Jamie Oliver's methods throughout the video.
6. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of green color and taste.
7. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its use of mangetout and mushrooms.
8. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of chili.
9. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of Thai Jasmine rice.
10. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of lime.
11. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of fish sauce.
12. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of Thai basil.
13. Jamie Oliver's green curry was criticized for its lack of coconut milk.
14. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to learn to make green curry properly.