The text is a humorous monologue discussing various aspects of social media, particularly Facebook. The speaker humorously comments on the unsolicited friend requests, spam notifications, and annoying chats that come with having a social media account. They also mock the trending games and viral messages, and make light-hearted jokes about the future, marriage, and fatherhood. The speaker also criticizes the inappropriate content shared on social media and offers advice on how to use social media responsibly. They promote an online learning platform, Skill Share, with a free trial for the first 10,000 people who sign up.
1. The text discusses the author's past use of Facebook, which they had not used for four years. They had thrown it away as it was gathering dust.
2. The author mentions receiving friend requests from a user named Angel Priya, who they suspect of being a catfish account.
3. They have been deceived multiple times by these accounts, despite having only 800 friends on Facebook, none of whom they communicate with regularly.
4. The author also mentions receiving numerous notifications from their aunts, who they believe are playing games like Candy Crush.
5. The text includes a humorous interaction with a chatbot that takes the form of a virus, which the author does not want to interact with.
6. The author mentions a trending topic in games that they find absurd, referring to the idea that everyone has a future and that to see your own, you have to break an egg.
7. The author expresses a desire to try this concept when they are alone, but questions the purpose of these games.
8. The author discusses a sponsor for a gaming-related content, Skill Share, an online learning community.
9. The text mentions a gaming shayari (poetry) related to PUBG, a popular online game.
10. The author mocks a video of a man throwing trash around in a style reminiscent of actor Rajnikant.
11. They comment on a video of a man who claims to be a thief, saying that they are the ones facing the biggest losses due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.
12. The author discusses a video of a man who claims to be a ghost, and mocks his attempt to become a woman to marry a tea seller.
13. The text includes a comment on a man who keeps pictures of aunts and refers to them as desserts.
14. The author mentions a promotion for Skill Share, stating that the first 10,000 people to react to their video will receive a free one-month trial.