The provided text appears to be a transcript of a spoken conversation or a performance. It includes elements of sports strategy, music, and a children's rhyme about a farm. It also seems to include a discussion about moving to a new house, making breakfast, and offering help when problems arise. The conversation ends with a humorous reference to the story of "The King's Horses."
The text appears to be a transcript of a dialogue or a speech, possibly from a sports or a game strategy. It's challenging to extract meaningful facts from this text as it's filled with repetitive phrases and doesn't provide a clear context or narrative.
However, based on the given text, the following facts can be extracted:
1. The text mentions several instances of "attack", "defense", "feint", "control the ball", and "pass the ball", which could be related to a sports context, possibly soccer or basketball.
2. There are mentions of "achieving goals", "blocking value", "rebounds", and "dumping the ball", which are common terms in sports.
3. The phrases "music" and "applause" suggest that this text might be from a recorded event, possibly a sports game.
4. The phrase "rhyme your boat" and "find up down up down" could be related to a children's song or a nursery rhyme.
5. The mention of "first day" and "classes" suggests an educational setting.
6. The phrases "father and son together" and "team" could indicate a familial or team-based context.
7. The text also mentions several animals like "cow", "sheep", "pig", and "fish". These could be related to a children's song or story.
8. The mention of "new house", "new street", "big change", and "intimidating" could be related to a change of residence or a new beginning.
9. The phrase "pickles" could be a reference to a brand of snacks or a character in a children's show.
10. The phrase "I can help" is a common phrase used when someone offers assistance.
11. The phrase "just follow the recipe" is a common instruction given in cooking or other practical tasks.
Please note that these are inferences based on the given text and might not accurately reflect the actual content.