The given text appears to be a transcription of a casual conversation between multiple individuals, possibly friends or teammates, who are watching a video game and commenting on the gameplay. They seem to be enjoying the game, making light-hearted jokes, and engaging in friendly banter.
The conversation is interspersed with references to the Olympics and sports events, such as the triple jump and swimming. They also mention specific games, like Zynga and Skeet Skeet, and make comments about the gameplay.
There are several instances of humor and teasing, particularly targeted at one individual, Simon, who seems to be the butt of many jokes. They also make references to a competition or bet about who can get the most medals in the Olympics.
The conversation also includes a reference to a partnership with Loot Crate, a monthly service that delivers a box of video game items to your door each month. The individual is offering a 10% off code to their viewers to use when they sign up.
Overall, the conversation is light-hearted and friendly, with a lot of banter and teasing. They are clearly enjoying the video game they are watching and the camaraderie among them.
This text seems to be a script from a video, possibly a game or a live stream, and it's difficult to extract meaningful facts without additional context. However, based on the information available, here are some key facts:
1. The text starts with a welcome message for the Olympic events.
2. The speaker talks about a triple jump event and the difficulty of getting the angles right.
3. There are references to a "perpetual ice cream" and a "beating".
4. The speaker talks about a "SATs on your sex life" and being "perfect".
5. There's a mention of a "brother's beast medal of the day".
6. The speaker talks about a "deafening" cheer during the Olympics.
7. The speaker talks about a "funny" situation involving a "believe we thought it was Moses".
8. There's a mention of a "brother" who is "proud of him" and a "guy who finally finishes".
9. The speaker talks about a "bear" who "gets gold medals".
10. The speaker talks about a "Simon" who "goes away" and a "Scott" who "arrives".
11. The speaker talks about a "winner" and a "Skeet".
12. The speaker talks about a "London" event and a "gymnastics Murray".
13. The speaker talks about a "hardest one" and a "three runs".
14. The speaker talks about a "woman's see" event and a "bang".
15. The speaker talks about a "Simon" who "missed" and a "Vic" who "complains".
16. The speaker talks about a "Martin holiday" and a "Rio".
17. The speaker talks about a "loot crate" partnership with a 10% off code.
Please note that these facts are inferred from the text and may not be accurate without more context.