The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation between Felipe Neto and Bruno, filled with humor and satire about various predictions that went wrong in history.
Felipe Neto, a popular YouTuber in Brazil, is discussing various predictions that turned out to be incorrect. He starts with a light-hearted exchange with Bruno, who is laughing and making noises. Felipe then jumps into a discussion about predictions from various individuals and companies, such as the prediction by Robert Metcalfe, the creator of Ethernet, that the internet would fall into disuse. He then moves on to discuss the prediction made by John C. Dvorak, a journalist for the San Francisco Examiner newspaper, that the mouse, a touch device for computers, would not be used.
Next, Felipe discusses the prediction made by Charles Chaplin, who predicted that films with dialogue would not last six months. He then talks about the prediction made by a Decca record executive who predicted that The Beatles would not have a future as musicians.
Felipe then discusses a prediction made by Henry Ford's lawyer, who advised against investing in Ford's automobile business. He also talks about the prediction made by Satya Nadella, the CEO of Microsoft, who predicted that the iPhone would not be a market success.
Finally, Felipe talks about predictions made by magazines, such as the prediction made by Mechanics Illustrated magazine in 1951 that everyone would have their own helicopter as a means of transport.
Throughout the conversation, Felipe and Bruno laugh and make light of the incorrect predictions.
1. The text is a transcript of a video, where two individuals, Bruno and Felipe, are discussing predictions that have gone terribly wrong in history.
2. The first prediction discussed is from Petrovic, a former Flamengo player, who predicted that everything would get better after the 2014 World Cup, which did not happen.
3. The second prediction is from Robert Metcalfe, the inventor of Ethernet, who predicted in 1995 that the internet would fall into disuse by 1996.
4. The third prediction is from John C. Dvorak, a technology journalist, who wrote in 1984 that people would not want to use the mouse, a prediction that turned out to be incorrect.
5. The fourth prediction is from Charles Chaplin, who predicted in 1931 that films with dialogue would not last six months.
6. The fifth prediction is from a Decca record executive, who predicted in 1962 that the Beatles would have no future as musicians.
7. The sixth prediction is from Henry Ford's lawyer, who advised the president of the Michigan Savings Bank against investing in Ford's car business in 1903.
8. The seventh prediction is from Steve Ballmer, the former CEO of Microsoft, who said in 2007 that the iPhone would not be a market success.
9. The eighth prediction is from Reader's Digest magazine, which predicted in 1966 that everyone would have flying backpacks and that cities would have domes by 1999.
10. The ninth prediction is from Disney, which did not build a dome over its park to keep it always sunny as predicted by Reader's Digest magazine.
11. The tenth prediction is from a Brazilian perspective, where they think of all the ways someone can steal from them when they think of an invention.