The script discusses several news events from the world of YouTube and social media.
Firstly, it mentions a hacking incident involving PewDiePie, where hackers managed to print "Subscribe to PewDiePie" on an estimated 50,000 printers worldwide, raising awareness about unprotected printers. The script humorously comments on the BBC's portrayal of the incident, suggesting that the hackers should be hired for their groundbreaking work.
The narrator then discusses James Charles' visit to the UK, where his meet-and-greet event led to traffic congestion and public annoyance. The narrator humorously points out the irony of people being angry at James Charles, a virtual figure, for causing physical problems.
The script also touches on the Shorty Awards, poking fun at the perceived lack of merit in the nominations. It criticizes award shows in general, suggesting they are more about attention than recognizing genuine achievement.
The narrator shares a story about Ariana Grande getting a tattoo of a Japanese barbecue grill, which she misspelled in kanji, mistakenly representing a barbecue grill instead of "7 Rings," her song. The narrator comments on the incident, emphasizing the importance of double-checking tattoos.
The script also discusses legal issues involving Tekashi69 and Austen Jones, two YouTubers who have pleaded guilty to criminal charges. Tekashi69, who was arrested for racketeering, could face up to 47 years in prison, while Austen Jones admitted to producing child pornography and asking underage fans to perform sexual acts on camera.
Lastly, the script talks about Eugenia Cooney, a YouTuber who faced backlash for her video, expressing support and empathy for her situation. The script ends with a call to action for viewers to subscribe to PewDiePie and vote for them in the Super Bowl.
1. The speaker expresses an honor and privilege in their situation, suggesting they have achieved something unexpected and significant.
2. The speaker refers to the "sub gap" being less than 50,000, implying a substantial drop in subscribers.
3. The speaker uses the phrase "ELON MUSK WHERE ARE YOU", indicating a desire for help or support from Elon Musk.
4. The speaker refers to "PewDiePie hacking", suggesting a controversy or scandal involving the popular YouTuber.
5. The speaker mentions that furries are now illegal in Germany, indicating a recent change in laws.
6. The speaker discusses a story about a hacker who used printers to print posts supporting the "departure" of a comedian, suggesting a complex and possibly illegal operation.
7. The speaker refers to a viral video featuring James Charles, a popular YouTuber, causing a significant commotion at a mall.
8. The speaker mentions PewDiePie's win of a Shorty Award, implying recognition and success for the YouTuber.
9. The speaker discusses a typo on Ariana Grande's tattoo, suggesting a moment of humor or embarrassment for the singer.
10. The speaker discusses Tekashi69's guilty plea to 90 criminal counts, indicating a serious legal situation for the YouTuber.
11. The speaker discusses Austen Jones' guilty plea to producing child porn, suggesting a shocking and serious legal situation for the YouTuber.
12. The speaker discusses a video by Eugenia Cooney, suggesting a controversy or scandal involving the popular YouTuber.