This conversation discusses the role of a spy and the misconceptions about their job. The speaker challenges a spy to guess who has a naked photo of them. The speaker hires a group of strangers to create a distraction, including making out with each other and swapping briefcases. The spy is eventually put into a small box and made to dress like a cat due to the spy's fear of small spaces and cats. The speaker concludes by expressing satisfaction with the successful mission.
1. Spies are often portrayed as masters of secrecy and surveillance [Source: Document 1].
2. Spies are known for finding themselves in sexy situations, but this is a myth [Source: Document 1].
3. The job of a spy is to run around making love to people and killing people, but this is also a myth [Source: Document 1].
4. True spies draw zero attention to themselves [Source: Document 1].
5. The CIA spy's job involves a cycle of spotting, assessing, developing, recruiting, and seducing people [Source: Document 1].
6. American spies tend to keep their bodies clean [Source: Document 1].
7. The most dangerous mission the speaker has ever been sent on is a secret, but they would have to kill the person asking to know [Source: Document 1].
8. The speaker has worked as a private intelligence service, running surveillance, acting as a private bodyguard, and dealing with cybersecurity [Source: Document 1].
9. Being a CIA spy requires being hyper aware and alert [Source: Document 1].
10. The speaker challenges the listener to guess where a naked photo of themselves is passed to an accomplice in a public park [Source: Document 1].
11. If the listener fails to guess correctly, they have to eat their own earwax [Source: Document 1].
12. The speaker spent months planning a challenge to pass a naked photo to an accomplice without the spy knowing [Source: Document 1].
13. The speaker's accomplice is a man who is willing to kiss them in order to hide the photo [Source: Document 1].
14. The speaker's family has a long line of witches that originated from New Orleans [Source: Document 1].
15. The speaker hired strangers to kiss each other and trade briefcases [Source: Document 1].
16. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can sing in an Iron Maiden tribute band [Source: Document 1].
17. The speaker instructed all accomplices to act as oddly as possible [Source: Document 1].
18. The speaker and a friend spent five minutes choreographing a fight to distract the spy [Source: Document 1].
19. The speaker's friend had four years of stage combat training and experience in junior high and high school [Source: Document 1].
20. The speaker and her friend are equally skilled at faking fights [Source: Document 1].
21. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
22. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
23. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
24. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
25. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
26. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
27. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
28. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
29. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
30. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
31. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
32. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
33. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
34. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1].
35. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can play with dinosaur toys [Source: Document 1].
36. The speaker's accomplice is a man who can blow bubbles [Source: Document 1