The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about a misadventure he had when purchasing a firearm on Mercado Livre, a popular online marketplace in Brazil. He describes the difference between the product's advertised and actual size, expressing amusement about the discrepancy. The firearm was a "Rambo 35.2 V12 road plumber," which he thought was a real weapon but turned out to be a toy. Despite the initial disappointment, he decided to keep the toy, noting its unique design and size.
The speaker further elaborates on his love for firearms, mentioning his interest in owning a real firearm when he turns 25. He discusses the legalities and rarity of certain firearms, and shares his experience with a different toy firearm he bought from the free market. The speaker concludes by expressing his intention to continue collecting such items, viewing them as humorous objects rather than potential weapons.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker bought a product on Mercado Livre.
2. The product was not what they expected.
3. The speaker paid 60 reais for the product.
4. The speaker did not return the product because they thought it was funny.
5. The product was a toy gun.
6. The speaker collects toy guns and has a few in their collection.
7. The speaker is over 18 years old and can buy products from Mercado Livre.
8. The speaker can return products to Mercado Livre and get a refund if they are not satisfied.
9. The speaker has bought products from Mercado Livre before and has had good experiences.
10. The speaker thinks Mercado Livre is a safe and reliable place to buy products.
11. The speaker has been a victim of scams from sellers on Mercado Livre before.
12. The speaker is from Brazil.
13. The speaker has a collection of soft air guns.
14. The speaker wants to buy a registered firearm when they turn 25.
15. The speaker has been interested in firearms since childhood.