The speaker discusses their experience with tests, expressing frustration with questions they find stupid and the inability of some individuals to understand or learn from the material. They make reference to a joke about a child who steals from their younger brother, comparing it to an adult's actions.
The speaker talks about their own childhood aspirations and the aspirations of other children, ranging from wanting to be a veterinarian to being a baseball player. They also mention a child who wants to be a firefighter because they enjoy explosions and fires.
The speaker then discusses a child who wants to stay at home and do nothing, reflecting on their own life and the pleasure they derive from creating content. They mention paying bills and the responsibilities that come with being an adult.
The speaker also shares a joke they read in fish, about bumping into someone else because you're not watching where you're going. They discuss the importance of education and the impact of jokes on teaching.
The speaker then describes a family with a werewolf, referencing the son's first memory of his father as the one with fur. They mention a historical event, the first edition of the Olympics, and a city in São Paulo where a disease called typhus killed half of the population.
The speaker talks about a grandmother who survived typhus, attributing her survival to divine intervention. They reflect on the surreal nature of surviving when everyone else dies and the impact of this on their life.
The speaker then discusses their understanding of philosophy and the relationship between Socrates and philosophy. They mention a video made by a boy about missing a piece of them, implying they are a girl.
The speaker concludes by sharing a test answer about serving a crust automatically and making a reference to the painting they missed. They encourage viewers to subscribe to their channel and buy the test answers.
1. The speaker has been through numerous tests and has returned well.
2. The speaker mentions a series of 10 tests they will post about "very stupid people".
3. The speaker discusses the concept of a person being "stupid" and lacking intellect.
4. The speaker jokes about teaching a person by guiding them with phrases from the film Aladdin.
5. The speaker mentions subscribing to their channel and signing up to get "test answers".
6. The speaker talks about a test where they had to identify an animal, a joke about a gas, and a question about a river.
7. The speaker discusses a scenario where a younger brother steals from an older brother.
8. The speaker talks about the prejudice against the elderly and encourages children to look after old people.
9. The speaker talks about various professions that children might want to pursue when they grow up, including being a veterinarian, a baseball player, a dancer, a fireman, and a person who stays at home doing nothing.
10. The speaker talks about the importance of work and responsibility, stating that if they wanted to, they could stay at home and do nothing, but they have bills to pay.
11. The speaker discusses the concept of mental disorder and jokes about the teacher's question on the test.
12. The speaker talks about a family tree, describing the physical characteristics of the family members.
13. The speaker talks about a historical event that occurred in 1896, referring to it as the "first edition of the Olympics".
14. The speaker talks about a city in São Paulo where a disease called typhus caused the death of half the population.
15. The speaker discusses the survival of their grandmother who contracted typhus when she was pregnant with their uncle.
16. The speaker talks about the relationship between Socrates and philosophy, joking about Socrates being a woman.
17. The speaker talks about a test where they had to identify substances as solid, liquid, or gaseous.
18. The speaker talks about a test where they had to write a response to a painting.
19. The speaker talks about a test where they had to write a joke.
20. The speaker talks about a test where they had to write a response to a question about what they would like to be when they grow up.