The text is a conversation between two individuals discussing various extreme sports. They start with the idea of skydiving into a plane, then move on to arm wrestling with a bear and reenacting medieval warfare. They express skepticism about the authenticity of these events, but are surprised when they see them unfold on screen.
They then discuss Bo-Taoshi, a sport where participants try to knock each other off a pole, and pillow fighting, a sport played professionally with cameras and a ring. They comment on the safety measures, such as the absence of marbles in the pillows.
The conversation also includes a discussion about reverse skydiving, where participants start on a mountain and wingsuit into a plane. They express concern about what would happen if the participant hits the propeller of the plane.
They also discuss Onbashira, a sport where participants have to push a log down a mountain. They comment on how dangerous it looks.
The conversation then shifts to chess boxing, a sport where participants play a game of chess and then box each other. They discuss the strategic aspect of the sport.
The conversation also includes a discussion about cheese running, a sport where participants race down a hill to get to a block of cheese. They express concern about the safety of the participants.
They also discuss a race at the Isle of Man, expressing shock at the speed and the wet roads.
The conversation then shifts to a discussion about concrete grippers and the Ice Cross Downhill, a sport where participants race on ice.
They also discuss pro slapping, where participants slap each other for fun. They express shock at the intensity of the slaps.
The conversation then shifts to medieval MMA, a sport where participants fight each other using real weapons and armor. They express shock at the brutality of the sport.
They also discuss unicycle football, a sport where participants play football on unicycles. They express skepticism about the sport.
The conversation then shifts to Ski paragliding, a sport where participants paraglide while skiing. They express shock at the speed of the participants.
They also discuss mud boggin', a sport where participants drive through a field of mud. They express concern about the safety of the participants.
The conversation then shifts to Harlem Globetrotter-style basketball, where participants perform acrobatic basketball moves. They express amazement at the skills of the players.
The conversation ends with one of the participants saying they are ending the video out of revolt.
1. The text discusses various extreme sports, starting with arm wrestling a bear and reenacting medieval warfare.
2. One of the extreme sports mentioned is Bo-Taoshi, a game where 150 people versus 150 other people, and the objective is to knock the opponent off a top of a pole.
3. The text also mentions pillow fighting as a real professional sport, with cameramen and a ring.
4. The extreme sport of reverse skydiving is described, where participants start on a mountain, wingsuit off, and have to be picked up by a plane and land in it.
5. The text also discusses Onbashira, a sport where participants have to get a log all the way down the mountain, showcasing bravery.
6. Chess boxing is another sport mentioned, where players start a game of chess and then start boxing each other.
7. The text also mentions cheese running, a race where the first one down the hill gets the cheese.
8. Isle of Man is described as a race that involves getting air and wet roads.
9. The text also discusses ice cross downhill, a sport where participants fall and get done if they fall.
10. The text also mentions medieval MMA, a brutal sport where participants hit each other with real weapons while wearing 70 to 80 pounds of armor.
11. The text also discusses bubble soccer, a sport that seems to be just a bunch of people in a parking lot.
12. Unicycle football is another sport mentioned, where participants can't even get a real field.
13. The text also mentions ski paragliding, a fast sport where participants paraglide on skis.
14. Mud boggin' is another sport described, where participants have to drive their truck through a field of mud.
15. The text also mentions Harlem Globetrotter-style basketball, where participants perform acrobatic moves on a basketball court.