The provided text is a humorous and satirical monologue about the current trend of vlogging. It begins with a statement that every situation can be turned into a vlog, and the speaker encourages viewers to react with likes, shares, and subscribes. The speaker then mocks the trend of daily vlogging, noting that it's now common to vlog about mundane tasks such as buying underwear or having loose motions.
The speaker criticizes the lack of privacy in vlogging, mentioning that people are now vlogging even in public toilets or while sleeping. There's also a critique of vlogging as a form of cheating in exams and the impact of vlogging on family dynamics. The monologue also touches on the influence of vlogging on children, who are now being taught to vlog from a young age.
The speaker humorously suggests that viewers should avoid watching "dumb vlogs" and warns of the potential "damaging aftermath". The monologue concludes with a call to action for viewers to subscribe and to check out Groww App for investment opportunities.
1. The text mentions that every situation can be a vlog.
2. The speaker encourages viewers to like, share, and subscribe to the vlog, and they mention the importance of the bell icon.
3. The speaker references their grandma's death and uses it as an outro for the vlog.
4. The speaker talks about their parents' divorce and asks for viewer support in deciding who they are on 'Team Mommy' or 'Team Daddy'.
5. The speaker discusses the evolution of vlogging, moving from tech channels to daily vlogging.
6. The speaker criticizes the quality of some vlogs, calling them 'lazy', 'worthless', 'illiterate', 'unemployed', 'idle', 'absurd', and 'dumbass'.
7. The speaker talks about the rise of specific types of vlogs, such as underwear vlogs and bathing vlogs.
8. The speaker mentions that vlogs can now be used to make big life decisions, such as deciding to leave a relationship.
9. The speaker talks about the rise of Fixed Deposits (FDs) through the Groww App and how it can be used to make investments.
10. The speaker discusses the use of vlogging in cheating in exams, with students vlogging about going to the toilet to cheat.
11. The speaker talks about the impact of vlogging on families, with family members often appearing in vlogs due to the lack of privacy.
12. The speaker talks about the use of vlogging in children's education, with parents filming their children to create content.
13. The speaker talks about the rise of baby vloggers and the impact on China due to the high population of vloggers.
14. The speaker mentions the potential negative impacts of vlogging, such as the damaging aftermath of watching dumb vlogs and the potential for harm to personal relationships.
15. The speaker ends the vlog by asking viewers to subscribe and encouraging them to check out Groww's newly launched FDs.