The text appears to be a transcript of a video review of pre-cooked pizzas from different brands. The reviewer, who seems to have a strong sense of humor, tries several pizzas and provides his opinions. He finds most of them to be lacking, especially the Vuitton pizza, which he describes as resembling "diarrhea". He also criticizes the quality of the ingredients and the overall presentation of the pizzas. Despite his negative reviews, he acknowledges that pre-cooked pizzas can be a convenient option for those who don't have the time or inclination to make their own.
1. The speaker found a photo in a book that he didn't recognize, leading to confusion and distress.
2. The speaker mentioned that photos of when one was young are better than not having any at all.
3. The speaker is interested in having photos of other small children, but not of himself.
4. The speaker found a photo of himself dressed in an unusual fashion, carrying a bag that he couldn't identify.
5. The speaker uploaded this photo to his Instagram, where many people commented on it.
6. The speaker recounted a strange encounter with a man who claimed to be Pablo Escobar, but later admitted that it was a hoax.
7. The speaker shared a video he found on YouTube, where an Italian man reviews pre-cooked pizzas from different brands.
8. The speaker likes pizza but prefers other foods.
9. The speaker tried most of the brands that the Italian man in the video was reviewing.
10. The speaker was critical of the Italian man's reviews, particularly his assessment of a pre-cooked pizza.
11. The speaker expressed a preference for artisanal pizzas made in a stone oven.
12. The speaker mentioned a pizzeria in Barcelona, El Catalá, that serves high-quality pizzas.
13. The speaker concluded that pre-cooked pizzas, while convenient, do not taste as good as those made from scratch.
14. The speaker expressed a desire for a pizza from a brand called Casa Tarradellas.
15. The speaker shared a video where a man reviews a Vuitton pizza, giving it a negative rating.
16. The speaker criticized the man's negative attitude towards pre-cooked pizzas, stating that they can be enjoyable and convenient.
17. The speaker mentioned a pizza brand called English Cut, which he discovered in the video.
18. The speaker found the man's criticism of the English Cut pizza unfair, stating that it was raw and unappetizing.
19. The speaker defended the man, stating that he was not Italian and could not be expected to have a refined palate.
20. The speaker criticized the man's harsh critique of the pre-cooked pizzas, stating that they were a convenient option for people who lacked the time or inclination to make their own pizzas.