The text appears to be a transcription of a conversation or monologue, possibly from a video or podcast. It seems to be a mix of casual conversation, banter, and possibly some kind of performance or event.
The speaker talks about various topics, including coffee, politics, a children's party, a trip, a house, a dog, a tennis game, a swim, a church, a castle, a dance, a festival, and a channel sign-up. There are also references to people named Dani, Pedro, and Caylee, and the speaker mentions being in Greece and Portugal.
The speaker seems to be engaging in light-hearted banter, making jokes, and sharing personal anecdotes. They also discuss a range of topics, from everyday activities like having coffee and going to a party, to more specific events like a trip to Barcelos, Portugal, and a visit to a house.
There are also references to a "channel," which could be a TV channel, a radio station, or an online platform. The speaker seems to be encouraging viewers or listeners to sign up for this channel.
The text ends with the speaker saying goodbye and encouraging viewers or listeners to sign up for the channel, suggesting that this could be a promotional or advertising text.
The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a monologue, possibly from a podcast, a video, or a live event. It's filled with colloquial language, idiomatic expressions, and references to popular culture, making it difficult to extract meaningful facts without context.
However, here are some standalone sentences or phrases that could be considered facts:
1. "Hi guys, take something with you, it's just starting out so desperate and unpretentious because I have it in the room next to the girls."
2. "Coffee until 10, I didn't even know how to save it now since it's already Roman."
3. "Vote from I'm sure still people, this Kardashian Kylie in which Caylee from two books is a smoker."
4. "It's sending the wrong gastronomic card, you have to kill it with a cat."
5. "Politics for 10 years in Greece we're ready."
6. "I'm the one who hesitated for the group with loneliness, you have several, let's all fill up."
7. "Her campaign had 12 vehicles in Hague."
8. "The annual children's party in a little while after coffee and she's even shown you why it's a castle."
9. "The dispute in the heated pool is in legal condition tauá."
10. "Jesus christ and chocolate."
11. "I won't be able to go any further, not in our house here in Greece."
12. "We didn't see it yesterday with the party, because yesterday there was a cloudy but 2g sunny."
13. "it's true that it has grown a little bit, delivery has decreased, it's been placed in Barcelos, which was once in Greece."
14. "She falls into the water, fell in Yaoundé, I go and ask you, wait, I was able to move while I filmed this moment later."
15. "few people on a mission is a large part of the training in the square josé de alencar ii."
16. "She is not giving datacom for once again that she will not be able to handle all the oxen in Greece."
Please note that these sentences are extracted based on the structure of the text and may not make complete sense out of context. The text seems to be filled with non-sequiturs and references to unidentified contexts, making it challenging to extract a coherent set of facts.