Conan O'Brien and his producer, Jordan Schlansky, argue over Schlansky's reduced salary and unemployability outside of O'Brien's show. They also discuss Schlansky's Cameo videos, where he records personalized messages for people, and O'Brien jokes about Schlansky's future comeback in decades.
1. Conan O'Brien and Jordan Schlansky discuss Conan's past Late Night show and its impact on people's careers.
2. Jordan mentions receiving a reduced salary and depleting life savings while Conan prepares for a new show.
3. Conan questions if he owes Jordan a living, referencing financial gains Jordan might have achieved.
4. Jordan acknowledges making money from Cameo, a website for personalized greetings.
5. Conan criticizes Jordan's Cameo messages, highlighting their unusual content.
6. Jordan defends his approach to Cameo, emphasizing research and seriousness.
7. The conversation shifts to hypothetical situations, like an amputation, drawing parallels to employment challenges.
8. Conan jokingly plans a triumphant return to comedy in 2044, highlighting the timeless nature of comedians.