The comedian talks about motherhood, driving around Los Angeles with her son, seeing a billboard for Planned Parenthood, teaching her son, taking him to Disneyland, and calling The Suicide Hotline. She also discusses her desire to have another child and her love for her son.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a mom with a six-year-old son who lives in Los Angeles.
2. They saw a billboard for Planned Parenthood with a baby covered in red sauce and a message that said, "not ready."
3. The son mistook it for a movie advertisement.
4. The speaker considered getting an abortion but didn't because they believe in ghosts.
5. They successfully potty-trained their son using a trip to Disneyland as an incentive.
6. The speaker finds it challenging to be a good parent at Disneyland due to the stress and overstimulation.
7. The speaker wants to have another child but disliked being pregnant.
8. They received unusual advice from a stranger about shaving pubic hair before giving birth.
9. The speaker called the suicide hotline once but had a strange experience with the operator.
10. They feel their child is the main reason they can't consider suicide, as they are all they have.