The video is a humorous commentary on various stories of exes and their unusual behaviors. The host, Felipe Neto, shares anecdotes about people who have had peculiar experiences with their exes, often focusing on the exes' strange or unsettling behavior.
One story involves a man who was dating a woman who had an altar to him on her bed with photos of fit men with his face. The woman decided to break up with him, and when he started dating another woman, the first woman started stalking him and drove by his house several times. In another story, a man was dating a woman who was a talented painter at art college. She had a drinking problem and would often get into fights. After breaking up with her, he found out that she had painted a life-size wooden collage of him drowning, which caused him to have panic attacks.
When the host was 16 years old, he dated a woman who already had a 9-month-old son. Several years later, she contacted him again and they started exchanging emails. She eventually told him that her son, who was the 9-month-old baby when they met, had died of a heroin overdose. The man, realizing that he couldn't be the father of the child, broke off contact with her.
The host concludes the video by stating that the woman had a breakdown and that the man is not the father of her child. He also mentions that the woman kept contacting him and asking him to come home so they could bury their son together, which he found strange and unsettling.
1. The text is a transcript of a video where Felipe Neto, a comedian, tells stories about ex-relationships that ended in unusual or crazy situations.
2. The first story revolves around a man who had a case of night sweats while sleeping with his girlfriend. The girlfriend thought it could be AIDS and ended their relationship. The man later met another woman, got engaged to her, and then the crazy ex-girlfriend came back, causing a lot of drama.
3. The second story is about a man who was dating a woman while they were in college. She would drink and smoke heavily, often blacking out. She would get violent and was kicked out of bars frequently. They broke up after she jumped out of a moving car.
4. The third story is about a man named Chris who was 16 when he started dating a woman who already had a 9-month-old son. They didn't last long as a couple. Years later, Chris returned to the city where he lived on his friends' couch. The woman, now married to another man, invited him to stay on her couch. She tried to seduce him, but he refused because he didn't have any interest in her.
5. The fourth story is about a woman who was a talented painter and had a phobia of water. She created a life-size wooden collage painting of a man drowning, which caused him a lot of distress due to his real-life fear of water.
6. The fifth story is about a woman who was married to another man but started flirting with her ex-boyfriend, Chris, through emails. Chris pretended not to notice her flirting.