The transcript appears to be a humorous and satirical conversation among three individuals, Joseph, Cody, and another unnamed individual. They are discussing the topic of who built the pyramids, with Cody insisting it was the ancient Egyptians and Joseph suggesting it could have been aliens. The conversation then takes a turn towards the bizarre when the unnamed individual reveals they is God and built the pyramids as a prank.
The conversation also includes a segment where God admits to flooding the Earth due to a video of him being sold to the news without his permission. This leads to a mock court scene where God is accused of mass murder and sentenced to three billion life sentences.
The conversation ends with Joseph challenging Cody to build a Lego model of the Great Pyramid of Giza within 30 minutes, in response to Cody's earlier claim that it could have been built by the Egyptians in just 30 years.
1. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having built various structures, including the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, and the Grand Canyon.
2. God admits to having used creative mode in a video game to build these structures, and to having teleported Tony Hawk back to ancient Egypt.
3. God admits to having flooded the Earth due to being bored and having his actions recorded without his permission.
4. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having taken $20,000 from the speaker, Joseph, after selling a video of God without his permission.
5. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having caused the death of 3 billion people due to the flooding of the Earth.
6. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having turned the Earth back to its original state after the flooding, with the exception of the 3 billion lives that were lost.
7. The speaker, later identified as God, challenges Joseph to build a Great Pyramid of Giza using Lego pieces within 30 minutes, a task that God claims was completed by the actual Egyptians in 30 years.
8. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having destroyed Joseph's house during the flooding of the Earth.
9. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having teleported Tony Hawk back to ancient Egypt for him to skateboard down the side of the pyramid.
10. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having built a boat for Noah, instructing him to put two of every animal on it and to have given Noah creative mode powers to build the boat.
11. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having killed the Ender Dragon and to have caused the Mayans to start building pyramids in Mexico.
12. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having caused the destruction of a courtroom, a Volkswagen Beetle, and to have caused water damage to a house due to the flooding of the Earth.
13. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having sentenced himself to three billion life sentences for causing the flooding of the Earth.
14. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having destroyed the speaker's house due to the flooding of the Earth, despite the fact that the speaker later claims that his house is fine.
15. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having caused the death of 3 billion people due to the flooding of the Earth, despite the fact that the speaker later claims that his house is fine.
16. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having taken $20,000 from the speaker, Joseph, after selling a video of God without his permission, despite the fact that the speaker later claims that his house is fine.
17. The speaker, later identified as God, admits to having caused the destruction of a courtroom, a Volkswagen Beetle, and to have caused water damage to a house due to the flooding of the Earth, despite the fact that the speaker later claims that his house is fine.