The video is a humorous discussion about babysitting, with the main character, who is not a professional babysitter, being paid to watch movies, eat pizza, and take care of a family's children. The babysitting job goes awry due to the children's unruly behavior and the babysitter's inexperience with kids. The video is filled with comedic misunderstandings and miscommunications, with the babysitter often having to clarify her words due to autocorrect on her phone. The video ends with the babysitter expressing her frustration with the children and her relief that the parents are coming home soon.
1. The speaker is babysitting and is paid to watch movies, eat pizza, and sleep.
2. The speaker has been babysitting before and describes it as the "best babysitting job ever".
3. The speaker is not a pedophile, despite a misunderstanding about a comment they made.
4. The speaker has never had movie or date nights out because their parents were always home.
5. The speaker has never babysat before, despite knowing what it entails.
6. The speaker was paid $20 every 15 minutes for babysitting, with an extra $5 if the child drooled on them.
7. The speaker has a sense of humor and uses it to cope with the challenges of babysitting.
8. The speaker made a joke about being a mermaid to a child they were babysitting, which led to confusion and embarrassment.
9. The speaker was fired by a parent who found out about the joke.
10. The speaker was asked to babysit again, but declined due to previous negative experiences.
11. The speaker made a mistake in a text message to the child's parents, which led to a misunderstanding and further embarrassment.
12. The speaker was asked to give a bath to a child, but made a mistake with the word "bath".
13. The speaker was asked to handle a situation where a child was crying and screaming over mashed potatoes.
14. The speaker tried to give a child a bath, but the child freaked out.
15. The speaker was asked to clean up a mess made by a child playing with Silly String.
16. The speaker was asked for advice on how to use diaper rash cream.
17. The speaker was asked to handle a situation where a child was found to be in distress.
18. The speaker was asked to handle a situation where a child wiped poop on another child.
19. The speaker ends the video by saying they hope viewers enjoyed it and inviting them to comment, like, and subscribe.