The text appears to be a humorous monologue by a man named Felipe Neto, who seems to be sharing his experiences and thoughts with an unspecified audience. He expresses dislike for being scared and mentions being scared of a person named Godinho. He then jokingly threatens to sue a person named Bruno due to a prank gone wrong.
Neto shares his recent injury from a work accident and his plan to sue himself to avoid legal consequences. He mentions a video he made to scare Bruno and the resulting injury. He also talks about a sponsored app, the Vigo app, which allows users to post short videos.
Neto shares some personal stories and jokes, and encourages his audience to follow him and participate in a challenge to scare someone else. He also shares some reactions to a video of a person named Bruno getting scared.
Neto seems to be a comedian or entertainer who uses humor to share his experiences and engage with his audience.
1. The speaker expresses a strong dislike for fear, particularly the fear of Saturday.
2. The speaker mentions a Japanese proverb related to the consumption of a particular food, which left him with a burnt taste in his mouth.
3. The speaker is currently injured and had a work accident, but he cannot sue himself.
4. The speaker plans to hide at his mother's house and avoid being found.
5. The speaker has a video where he tries to scare his friend Bruno, but ends up getting scared himself.
6. The speaker received a bruise on his back after an accident while trying to scare Bruno.
7. The speaker mentions a sponsor for the video, the Vigo app, which allows users to post mini videos and share them with friends.
8. The speaker mentions a challenge for viewers to create a scary wake-up video.
9. The speaker describes a situation where he was scared by a bucket of water that was thrown at him.
10. The speaker describes a situation where he was scared by a man who was asleep and driving.
11. The speaker mentions a story about a man who lived on the street and had various dangerous experiences.
12. The speaker mentions a situation where a child was hospitalized due to an incident.
13. The speaker discusses the use of medication that can cause sleepiness and the dangers of driving under its influence.
14. The speaker describes a situation where a person was pretending to shave a woman's hair, which was part of a prank video.
15. The speaker invites viewers to make more scary wake-up videos and promises to choose the best ones.
16. The speaker mentions a recommendation from the Ministry of Health to watch the videos because they are good for health.