The text is a detailed account of a water park experience shared by a group of friends. They've flown to a one-dollar water park, where they've been tasked with breaking five rules before the park closes at 6 PM. If they fail, they'll be pushed off a bridge. The friends have a surprise guest, who is revealed to be a lifeguard named Hannah.
They start by eating on a water slide, which is the first rule they break. The park is described as having more water slides than can be counted, including a slide through a shark tank. The friends have to hide their list of rules from the park's security.
They break several other rules, including eating on a slide, being in a white car, and slipping on a slide. They also break the rule of no screaming and no pranks, and finally, they pee on a slide.
However, they manage to break all five rules before the park closes, and they win the challenge. The experience is described as fun and intense, and the friends say they would do it again.
1. The speaker is planning a visit to a water park, which is described as a "100 000 water park experience" and a "one dollar water park" [Page 1].
2. The speaker and a friend are participating in a challenge at the water park, where they need to break five rules before the park closes [Page 1].
3. The rules include not eating on a water slide, no pranks allowed, and no screaming [Page 1, Page 4, Page 7].
4. If the rules are not broken, the losing team will be pushed off a bridge [Page 1].
5. The water park has more water slides than can be counted, a Shark Tank swim, and more than 30 swimming pools [Page 1].
6. The speaker and a friend flew out a special guest for the water park experience [Page 1].
7. The water park was described as the "best water park on Earth" [Page 1].
8. The speaker and a friend are distracted by a white car costume, causing them to miss the park's closing time [Page 1].
9. The speaker and a friend break a rule by eating on a slide and get caught by the lifeguard [Page 2].
10. The speaker and a friend break another rule by not wearing a life jacket while riding a slide [Page 2].
11. The speaker and a friend break a third rule by not using a tube while riding a slide [Page 2].
12. The speaker and a friend break a fourth rule by not wearing goggles while riding a slide [Page 2].
13. The speaker and a friend break a fifth rule by not wearing a life jacket while riding a slide [Page 3].
14. The speaker and a friend are surprised to find that the water park is closing at 6 PM [Page 3].
15. The speaker and a friend are disappointed to find out that they missed the park's closing time [Page 3].
16. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
17. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
18. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
19. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
20. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
21. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
22. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
23. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
24. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
25. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
26. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
27. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
28. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
29. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].
30. The speaker and a friend decide to leave the water park, but the speaker fakes an injury to get attention [Page 3].