The conversation revolves around the analysis of WhatsApp statuses, with Felipe and Bruno discussing various humorous and awkward examples. They start by discussing a status about a woman who is not satisfied with the attention she no longer receives on other social media platforms and decides to seek it on WhatsApp. They then move on to a status about a man who fell in love and is now dating, which leads to a debate about the chances of relationships turning into marriages.
A funny moment occurs when a man posts a status saying his "tit leaked," leading to a series of reactions from Felipe and Bruno. They then analyze a status about a woman who says she's "dating" after falling in love, and a man who posts a status about a third world war. They also analyze a status about a man who pretends he forgot someone, and a man who posts a status about being a "cuckold" and his friend being a great kisser.
The conversation then shifts to a more serious tone as they discuss the lack of attention a man receives on WhatsApp and the need for attention in relationships. They also analyze a status about a man who posts a story on WhatsApp asking for attention, and a man who posts a status about a quick courtship that lasted only three days.
Finally, they discuss the idea of sending indirect messages to an ex on social media and the importance of silence in dealing with an ex. They end the conversation by advising young people not to hate their parents and to appreciate their concerns.
1. The text is a script of a video where the host, Felipe Netooooo, talks about various WhatsApp statuses.
2. The video includes a discussion about a person who wants to be ignored on WhatsApp due to not receiving attention on other social media platforms.
3. The host and another person, Bruno, laugh at a story where a person's WhatsApp status says "My tit leaked."
4. The video also includes a discussion about the chances of a relationship turning into a marriage lasting a lifetime, with the host stating that the chance is very low, around 0.2%.
5. The video features a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I fell in love, now what?" and "I'm dating."
6. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "With this third world war, Bagui will go crazy..."
7. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "It hurts to pretend that I forgot you."
8. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I'm sorry to inform you, João Eduardo, but you're a cuckold. Note: your friend is a very good kisser."
9. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Only the real ones will send little black hearts."
10. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Good morning to those with a hangover. Today I woke up and there were no nudes."
11. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Am I the only one who thinks Trump is an idiot?"
12. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "If it involves my Koreans, I'll kill and-"
13. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I think Trump is an idiot."
14. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "If you mess with my K-pop, I'll kill him."
15. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I think it stays here, look."
16. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Do you miss me?"
17. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I hate my father."
18. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "He won't let me get a tattoo!"
19. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I think my lapel fell off."
20. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Even Justin Bieber dyed his hair pink."
21. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I'm over it. But man, he's really screwed up. I need to show him..."
22. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "If you mess with my K-pop, I'll kill him."
23. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I think it stays here, look."
24. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Do you miss me?"
25. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I hate my father."
26. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "He won't let me get a tattoo!"
27. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I think my lapel fell off."
28. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "Even Justin Bieber dyed his hair pink."
29. The video includes a segment where the host and Bruno discuss a WhatsApp status that says "I'm over it. But man, he's really screwed up. I need to show him..."
30. The host and Bruno also discuss a WhatsApp status that says "If you mess with my K-pop, I'll kill him."