The speaker discusses a series of unfortunate and embarrassing encounters with women, often involving sexual activities. He shares his experiences on a date with a woman who had a strong sexual response to intense orgasms, leading to her fainting. He also describes a second encounter with a woman who worked as a waitress on a cruise ship and was later involved in a relationship with him. The speaker also shares the story of how he met a woman named Maria Padilha, who was initially married but later became involved with him. The speaker's narrative is filled with explicit language and graphic descriptions, making it clear that these experiences have left him with a complex mix of emotions.
1. The speaker discusses a "whole generation" with "sick relationships" and "sick people dating". [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:00.42: give a whole [ __ ] up generation of my\n00:00:02.40: generation with sick relationships\n00:00:04.32: a bunch of sick people dating\n00:00:05.70: another sick person\n00:00:07.98: what do you have I have a lot of\n00:00:09.36: things and you I too let's join in\n00:00:11.88: making the Megazord of sadness stay together\n00:00:16.26: this toxic relationship I'm making\n00:00:19.20: a picture\n00:00:20.30: for my YouTube that lists the worst\n00:00:22.92: dates, bro, I get a lot of messages\n00:00:25.50: and most of them are from people between 30 and 40\n00:00:28.38: years old who are on tinder\n00:00:32.88: and I'm from that team, I'm 33\n00:00:35.52: 33 years old 33 years old days go out with a\n00:00:39.72: crazy woman, we a little bit, a little bit of\n00:00:42.00: us, have sex, she said, don't worry,\n00:00:43.80: sometimes when I come very hard,\n00:00:45.36: the orgasm is very intense, I pass out,\n00:00:50.48: she's what she said, I\n00:00:53.28: said, but I like it very\n00:00:55.38: strong, I said, fall down. wrench\n00:01:00.54: like it turns on two showers inside you\n00:01:04.14: are like a gas station doll when you take them out\n00:01:06.30: of the socket she said like this but you can\n00:01:09.72: continue there's\n00:01:13.74: no way you must be a crime\n00:01:15.84: Man I'm not going to ask for anything\n00:01:17.66: but it was already there I said oh let's have\n00:01:20.16: sex with She's a little worried, right, bro,\n00:01:23.22: this girl faints here and doesn't come back and if she\n00:01:26.28: falls, the key burns and the\n00:01:28.08: shower in her [ __ ] burns\n00:01:30.66: and I don't know how I'm going to explain it to the\n00:01:32.58: police,\n00:01:33.68: it's not that she came so hard that I\n00:01:36.54: killed her.\n00:01:39.06: Then it took 8 minutes and she didn't faint, I\n00:01:42.54: said my God, if she fainted, it took 12 minutes. I\n00:01:45.12: was already thinking about it, but then you also\n00:01:46.32: have to cancel it,\n00:01:49.70: otherwise\n00:01:54.26: it's