I Held A Funeral For KSI’s Hamster…. - Summary

Summary

This is a comedic video where the speaker, KSI, is mourning the death of his pet hamster, Morpheus. He's dressed up in a funeral outfit and is holding a mock funeral for Morpheus. He mentions various products from Manscape, a hair removal company, and uses them to prepare Morpheus for his final rest.

In the video, there are several guests who give eulogies for Morpheus. One guest, Josh, jokes about Morpheus' cocaine addiction and the fact that Morpheus never had any female hamsters. Another guest, Stephen Tries, a pop star, gives a heartfelt eulogy about Morpheus, referring to him as a family member.

KSI himself gives a touching eulogy, expressing his love and fond memories of Morpheus. He also mentions an incident where Morpheus escaped from his cage and rummaged through his belongings.

After the funeral, the video ends with a tribute video of Morpheus, followed by the guests sprinkling wood chippings from Morpheus' bed over the coffin. The video concludes with everyone saying their final goodbyes to Morpheus.

Facts

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