A group of friends at a party have various conversations ranging from a fake phone call to absurd rules at the party. They discuss popular TV shows and argue about personal preferences. The party includes pizza delivery and drinking.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The house in question has water-related issues, including leaks during rain.
2. The rent for the house is referred to as "Fuck you" per month.
3. There is a fake call being planned to stall some buyers.
4. The house party is hosted by someone named Paranoid Gupta.
5. There are 2 emergency bathrooms in the house.
6. Instructions are given on how to call the host by breaking a plate.
7. There's a warning about taking porridge from the cooker.
8. Advice is given to refrain from social media updates and debates when drunk.
9. Cymbals are provided for a specific situation.
10. Alcohol will be served at the party.
11. There's a discussion about the pizza order and charges.
12. Someone is trying to impress "Hot but Single" at the party.
13. A rejection of rebound applications for a relationship.
14. A debate about the taste in TV shows.
15. Mention of an "Equally Popular Show" being overrated with a positive review.
Please note that these facts are based on the text provided and do not include opinions.