This text appears to be a transcript of a video or livestream where someone is playing a police helicopter simulator. The speaker is experimenting with the controls, struggling to take off and navigate the helicopter. They mention various keyboard keys and functions, express their thoughts on the game, and make some humorous comments. It seems like they are going through a tutorial or learning how to control the helicopter.
The text is quite lengthy and includes some humorous asides, comments on the game's graphics, and the speaker's experiences with the controls.
1. The text is a dialogue from a video, likely a gameplay walkthrough or review of a police helicopter simulator game.
2. The speaker is discussing a police helicopter simulator game, possibly by Wyss Games.
3. The speaker is assisted by an inspector character in the game.
4. The game involves flying a police helicopter and performing tasks.
5. The game includes a tutorial, and the speaker is following instructions to navigate the game.
6. The game has a loading screen and a high-quality visual presentation.
7. The game includes a kitchen and other locations that the player can explore.
8. The game involves interacting with other characters in the police force.
9. The game includes a mission briefing and a deployment in Manhattan.
10. The game involves flying the helicopter to various locations, including a storage shed and a hangar.
11. The game includes a complex computer system and a variety of apps.
12. The game includes a character model, and the speaker mentions a colleague who spent about ten euros on their character model.
13. The speaker is tracking down a deal in the game.
14. The game involves a take-off and landing system for the helicopters.
15. The game includes a mini map and a zoom function.
16. The game involves flying the helicopter and using various controls.
17. The game includes a simulator for a train, which is two hours late.
18. The game involves a simulator for a dining car and a ride on the train.
19. The game includes a NASA simulator.
20. The game involves flying over various locations, including a forest area and an area marked with an exclamation mark.
21. The game includes a task to fly back to the end of the season.
22. The game includes a task to land the helicopter.
23. The game includes a tourist simulator, which involves a lengthy process of waiting at the airport, going through customs, and examining for explosive powder.
24. The game includes a shop, where the player can quickly dispose of items.
25. The game includes a tutorial to end the shop sequence.
26. The game includes a Christmas-themed level, which is described as "bloody" and "action-packed".