The text describes a humorous monologue about various experiences in a wholesale store (Atacadão). The speaker discusses interactions with products, like tasting cheese and wine, jokingly contemplates the logistics of shopping, and shares anecdotes about buying beer. They also touch on the convenience and challenges of shopping at a large wholesale store. Throughout, the speaker employs humor and exaggeration to entertain the audience.
1. The speaker reminisces about their past life and how they used to live a single life, playing games and not working. They express their happiness while doing what they love, which is traveling around Brazil and performing shows.
2. The speaker talks about how they love domestic work and how it can be a partnership where everyone contributes to household chores. They express their dislike for cleaning, stating that it has the power to destroy one's will to live.
3. The speaker mentions their admiration for people who work in cleaning, acknowledging that it is a hard job. They describe their ideal household setup, where everyone has their own activities and responsibilities.
4. The speaker expresses their love for supermarkets and shopping. They mention their favorite supermarket, Atacadão, and how they enjoy going there. They also share their shopping habits and preferences, like shopping with a list and comparing prices.
5. The speaker talks about their love for market tastings, particularly those for snacks, biscuits, and toilet paper. They also share humorous stories about their shopping experiences, such as coming across a man who opens products to eat and a woman who says no to wine.
6. The speaker expresses their dislike for giant wholesale stores like Atacadão, stating that it can be inconvenient due to the distance between different items. They also mention their love for jokes and humor, sharing a story about a woman who died after drinking spoiled wine.
7. The speaker talks about their dietary habits and how they sometimes lose focus when shopping, leading to unhealthy choices. They also share a humorous anecdote about a friend who wants to make a guava paste and cheese sandwich.